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Thread: Alternative Census questions?

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    12 th man attempts Sir Hamish's questions

    Do you have a basement upstairs? :No but our Bungalow has a mezzanine floor.

    Are you a member of a self-help group?:Used to be a Werewolf.......

    Do you think there should be more than one Monopolies Commission?:Thought the same about the Competition Authority meself.

    Are you a closet clostrophobic?:No more of a shy exhibitionist.

    If you are talking in a forest and your wife can't hear you, why are you still wrong?:Because Yer Missus knows you so well

    Is your girlfriend easy? Yes___ No_Fraid not S H
    If "Yes", please write down her name and address.

    Question For S.H. :Why Are Guys(including me) so obsessed with Totty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the 12 th man
    12 th man attempts Sir Hamish's questions

    Do you have a basement upstairs? :No but our Bungalow has a mezzanine floor.

    Are you a member of a self-help group?:Used to be a Werewolf.......

    Do you think there should be more than one Monopolies Commission?:Thought the same about the Competition Authority meself.

    Are you a closet clostrophobic?:No more of a shy exhibitionist.

    If you are talking in a forest and your wife can't hear you, why are you still wrong?:Because Yer Missus knows you so well

    Is your girlfriend easy? Yes___ No_Fraid not S H
    If "Yes", please write down her name and address.

    Question For S.H. :Why Are Guys so obsessed with Totty?
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    For me totty watch is really for a laugh and a slagging session - all young wans look the same to me TBH.

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    Should Cork be sold off to the highest bidder?
    Honest! I am not a secret Tim nor a closet Sham - I really am a Seagull.

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    Quote Originally Posted by centre mid
    If a train leaves Heuston Station at 6.10 pm travelling at 75mph what colour is the wind?
    blew of course

    Quote Originally Posted by Superhoops
    Should Cork be sold off to the highest bidder?
    Who wants it?

    Quote Originally Posted by gonzo

    & If yer a soccer fan;Is the EL, the , er, finest in Europe?!
    In the words of Lennon and McCartney... Yeah yeah yeah
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    How many times a week do you sport from a barstool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
    blew of course
    Boom Boom!

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    Are you a Liverpool or a M*******er United fan?
    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderblaster
    Are you a Liverpool or a M*******er United fan?
    or

    (a)Are you a football fan? or if not,
    (b)Do you support Man. Utd?

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