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    Pointless product brand name changes...

    This week Dixons changed its name to Currys.digital. But do you say it 'Currys Digital' or 'Currys Dot Digital', either way ridiculous, Im going to pop down to Currys.digital to buy an iPod. Dime bars have now changed to 'Daim' bars. but is it still pronounced 'Dame' or 'Dime'... Jif is now 'Cif' pronounced 'Siff'.. Opal Fruits to Starburst, useless and pointless. Coco Pops to Choco Krispies. Even in the jingle it sounded silly when it changed. any other pointless brand name changes you can think of?

    Oh yeah forgot, Home Farm to Dublin City, theres one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAURO 7
    This week Dixons changed its name to Currys.digital. But do you say it 'Currys Digital' or 'Currys Dot Digital', either way ridiculous, Im going to pop down to Currys.digital to buy an iPod. Dime bars have now changed to 'Daim' bars. but is it still pronounced 'Dame' or 'Dime'... Jif is now 'Cif' pronounced 'Siff'.. Opal Fruits to Starburst, useless and pointless. Coco Pops to Choco Krispies. Even in the jingle it sounded silly when it changed. any other pointless brand name changes you can think of?

    Oh yeah forgot, Home Farm to Dublin City, theres one...
    so paruo your working hard over there in London, no time to think of mindless stuff then
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    Quote Originally Posted by max power
    so paruo your working hard over there in London, no time to think of mindless stuff then
    Just drifting along watching the day go by. These things kind of enter your head on a quiet Friday....
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    pauro, the intial change over is going to cost them 6 million squid, but there after it will be a saving of 3 million a year.

    so i can see where its coming from really....
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    Always knew Dixons was same as Currys.

    Jif changed to Cif i think because jif meant different hinks in different countries so now got commpn name worldwide.

    I suppose the goal of marketers would be to havew 1 global name but it can be very difficult with so many languages...
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    One That I Hate:

    David Brown (example 990 Selectamatic) Is Now Known As Case International. Put That In Yer Pipe And Smoke It.

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    Thames Ironworks FC to West Ham United hence "The Irons" and/or "The Hammers".

    Jif to Cif.
    Kerrs Tribe to Green Tribe to Queen Julie of Tottyland
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    Well many of them are silly but I think the reasoning behind Marathon becoming Snickers and Jif becoming Cif is fair enough as they wanted to have the same name everywhere and in both cases the latter was more common internationally.
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    Jif changed to Cif becuase it was found that the continentals couldn't pronounce the word "Jif"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Réiteoir
    Jif changed to Cif becuase it was found that the continentals couldn't pronounce the word "Jif"
    Did JIF not mean whore in some language, or was that one of them urban myths?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neish
    Did JIF not mean whore in some language, or was that one of them urban myths?
    Think it meant something "bad" in Spanish anyway, can't remember what though.
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    God bless Wikipedia
    Cif is a brand of cleaning products by Unilever, known as Jif in Australia and New Zealand.

    The Jif brand was also used in several European markets (Great Britain, Ireland, and the Netherlands)
    until 2001, when the name was changed to Cif in order to harmonise marketing and product inventories
    across the continent. The name Cif was chosen partly because it was used in more markets, partly
    because it was perceived as a better name across the range of European languages, and also it was
    thought thats people living across Europe could not properly pronounce the word "Jif" and partly because
    of the potential for confusion, in Britain, with the unrelated Jif lemon juice.
    Didn't Irish Mist whiskey have to be re-branded in Germany cos "mist" can
    translate to sh!t in German?

    Billboards all over the place telling Germans to Enjoy Irish Sh!te

    Actually I remember when Marathon changed to Snickers and there was a terrible tv
    advert with a former Neighbours actor playing the part of a backpacker in Australia
    going into a shop looking for a snickers. The shopkeepers thought he was saying
    sneekers and kept looking at yer mans feet.

    Jesus I hated that ad!
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    It's to do with harmonising the names over several/ all markets. This means reduced packaging costs - as can buy in bulk, and less down time on production lines, due to package changeovers.
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