Weetabix

**CraftyToePoke** · 10/04/2006, 5:43 PM

Originally Posted by Macy

4 for a bloke, and sugar is a sign of weakness.

i wish to dispute that ......... strongly. sugar is a must on that sh1t. sugar is, in my opinion, all that seperates it from animal food.

**Jon'o** · 10/04/2006, 7:54 PM

My claim to fame.... the weetabix factory is a stones throw from where i live.... the smell coming from the place would put you off weetabix for life!!! bl00dy floor sweepings

**Kingdom** · 11/04/2006, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by CraftyToePoke

i wish to dispute that ......... strongly. sugar is a must on that sh1t. sugar is, in my opinion, all that seperates it from animal food.

Here here! I wish to be a dissenter also! Siucra is a must too! Plus I'd be a 3-er.

**Hitman** · 11/04/2006, 1:52 PM

Please good people, I am in haste. Do not trivialise such a serious debate with meaningless waffle about the presence of sweeteners. We need to strike a decisive blow against the heresy of dualism, and ensure the trinity of 'bix reigns supreme.

**hamish** · 11/04/2006, 3:02 PM

Bunty, my gay dog, LOVES Weetabix.

**Hitman** · 11/04/2006, 3:10 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Bunty, my gay dog, LOVES Weetabix.

Yes, but how many at a time?

**strangeirish** · 11/04/2006, 3:15 PM

Originally Posted by Hitman

Yes, but how many at a time?

Lovers or Weetabix?

**hamish** · 11/04/2006, 3:15 PM

Originally Posted by Hitman

Yes, but how many at a time?

One in her mouth and one up her.......oh, never mind.

**Thunderblaster** · 13/04/2006, 12:16 AM

Weetabix with fresh cream, custard and strawberry syrup. Absolutely orgasmic!!!

Number of units of weetabix is left to the discretion of the consumer.

**noby** · 13/04/2006, 7:23 AM

Originally Posted by Thunderblaster

Weetabix with fresh cream, custard and strawberry syrup.

Congratulations. When's the baby due?

**dfx-** · 13/04/2006, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Bald Student

when we were particularly poor it wasn't uncommon to try to eat weetabix for lunch by buying a pint of milk and pouring some of it slowly onto the top of an upright weetabik (if that's the singular).

You would have to be quite, quite poor indeed...

Yep, a 3-er here as well, though sugar is required to differentiate the glorious biscuits of wheat from milky sawdust..

**strangeirish** · 13/04/2006, 1:02 PM

Originally Posted by Thunderblaster

Weetabix with fresh cream, custard and strawberry syrup. Absolutely orgasmic!!!

Number of units of weetabix is left to the discretion of the consumer.

Are you eating or using it?

**Thunderblaster** · 14/04/2006, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by noby

Congratulations. When's the baby due?

Originally Posted by strangeirish

Are you eating or using it?

Sumptuously eating it in front of some beautiful birds.

**cheifo** · 15/04/2006, 12:15 AM

I would like to put the motion forward that compared to Porridge,Weetabix
is an overhyped big girls blouse.

**Magicme** · 15/04/2006, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by cheifo

I would like to put the motion forward that compared to Porridge,Weetabix
is an overhyped big girls blouse.

I second that

**hamish** · 15/04/2006, 10:04 AM

Actually, how DO they get the figs in a fig-roll??

**CraftyToePoke** · 15/04/2006, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by cheifo

I would like to put the motion forward that compared to Porridge,Weetabix
is an overhyped big girls blouse.

you are on the right track.... but is that porridge with milk and sugar or with water and salt ? i ask you.

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Actually, how DO they get the figs in a fig-roll??

its all done with mirrors.

**hamish** · 15/04/2006, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by CraftyToePoke

its all done with mirrors.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

And all these years here's me thinking it was Jim Figgerty

"Many over the age of 25 will remember the famous TV ads where Faker Baker tried to get his hands on the recipe for Jacob's Fig Rolls. The company also ran a teaser campaign looking for Jim Figgerty - the one man who knew the secret baking process" (Dublin Forums.com)

I remember that advert - Janey, it had the whole country gripped to the series of adverts - of course, this was in RTE's early days when people were transfixed by the test card.

**Thunderblaster** · 15/04/2006, 12:06 PM

Fig Rolls and weetabix. Sounds nice to some but not for meeeee!!!

**CraftyToePoke** · 15/04/2006, 8:47 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

And all these years here's me thinking it was Jim Figgerty

"Many over the age of 25 will remember the famous TV ads where Faker Baker tried to get his hands on the recipe for Jacob's Fig Rolls. The company also ran a teaser campaign looking for Jim Figgerty - the one man who knew the secret baking process" (Dublin Forums.com)

I remember that advert - Janey, it had the whole country gripped to the series of adverts - of course, this was in RTE's early days when people were transfixed by the test card.

ahhh, faker baker, thats jogging a memory bank from fado fado

was there a trench coat involved regarding this individual?