QuoteYeah Den, Private Eye ran a series of spoofs on nursery rhymes a while ago. If I find them I'll post a few,Originally Posted by Den Perry
Can anyone believe that "ba ba blacksheep" is about to be banned in Britain and renamed Ba ba Rainbow sheep"
This is an absolute joke and if this **** starts here i'm off to the moon
Yeah Den, Private Eye ran a series of spoofs on nursery rhymes a while ago. If I find them I'll post a few,
No, i can't.
Where did ya hear of that?
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
Yep just heard it on the news the school that did it are being slated for it though from all sides
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Row Your Boat Song
Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff, that's enough
and pass it to a friend.
Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme
Marry had a little lamb
it's fleece was black as coal,
and every time it jumped a fence
you'd see it's pink ass.hole.
Mother Hubbard Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!
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Come on now, it's a recurring theme at this stage hamish.
Talk about dirty old men.
City definetly have the best bands playing at half-time.
O'Bama - "Eerah yeah, I'd say we can alright!"
G.O'Mahoney Trapattoni'll sort ém out!!
I'm trying to find the Private Eye version of nursery rhymes - sort of update of the traditional N.R. They're very funny. I have the mags somewhere.Come on now, it's a recurring theme at this stage hamish.
Talk about dirty old men.
Row Your Boat Song
Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff, that's enough
and pass it to a friend.
Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme
Marry had a little lamb
it's fleece was black as coal,
and every time it jumped a fence
you'd see it's pink ass.hole.
Mother Hubbard Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!
Hamish "Dice" Clay?
You got me there Saucy Jack???
...but then it's easy for me to get confused.
You got me there Saucy Jack???
...but then it's easy for me to get confused.
sorry Hamish, actor/comedian Andrew Dice Clays stock and trade were x-rated nursery rhymes, be grateful he was never popular over there.
No, not your fault SJ. I DO recall that bloke. Wasn't he a Channel 4 favourite at one time???
'there was an old woman who lived in a shoe.. she had so many children her uterus fell out...'
P!ssed myself
yea and to think most of diceman's other nursery rhymes head further south of the taste border than that one!
P!ssed myself
Yes that was one of the milder ones... here's one I learned in school
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill forgot to take her pill
And now they have a daughter
Very educational dontcha think?
Lads, it's not just a British thing.
Two of my sisters are working in social work, workshops for disadvantaged kids, etc in Ireland.
They've had to learn new nursery rhymes to complement the existing ones. So, whenever they sing "Baa baa black sheep", they have to follow it with a new one called "Baa Baa white sheep". I don't know the words, but it's total nonsense.
It's part of their training to work with kids. They had to do a course on it. So, a generation of kids is now being taught this PC nonsense. It's been going on for years in Ireland.
If anyone is interested, I'll get the words to "baa baa white sheep".
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