Quoteheh hehOriginally Posted by strangeirish
Rat Trap...BTR's
Actually, I think I still have that 90 minute tape I mentioned above. Had real nice slow songs with no gap between tracks on the tape so one song kinda merged into another as I..........
Rat Trap...BTR'sI kinda guessed you'd mosey over here at some stage. LOL
What songs would you play OSO??
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
heh hehRat Trap...BTR's
Actually, I think I still have that 90 minute tape I mentioned above. Had real nice slow songs with no gap between tracks on the tape so one song kinda merged into another as I..........
heh heh
Actually, I think I still have that 90 minute tape I mentioned above. Had real nice slow songs with no gap between tracks on the tape so one song kinda merged into another as I..........
Sorry, we are destroying another profound thread 'hamish.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
LMAO
Tottyland is spreading like a virus to every thread - even Block G Raptor's one about computer problems.
I can feel a ban coming on.
nice edit of my quote BTW
Actually, we might have a new euphemism for sex - merging.
Foreplay? 'Brace yerself Bridget!'Jaysus lads, I thought foreplay was 'get your knickers off,now'.
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Foreplay? 'Brace yerself Bridget!'
God you lads seem proud of that!!!
How about a NINETY MINUTE tape Magicme??
I Know. Jaysus foreplay is completely foreign to these amatures,
Hint: Nagging is a direct result of not doing the business, Learn to tease and please a woman. failing this stick you're Meat in her mouth and enjoy the 45 mins peace and quiet
lob it in there block g, quality, but you'll do well to find a bird that can do the salt and pepper shaker for more than 10 mins ( unless they are a professional waitress
women do sometimes forget there mouths sole purpose ISNT for talking
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
You could always burn a CD lasts about 80 minutes should about cover thingsI had a simple solution when I was up to that kinda thing - I made a 90minute tape of smoochy love songs which I had prepared in advance for when I got a lady to visit me here.
You only had to change the tape after 45 minutes so little in the way of interruption. heh heh
I'm kinda surprised you guys didn't think of that - then again, tapes are so yesterday aren't they??
Another suggestion would be:
DOnna Summer " Love To Love You Baby" the album version on vinyl was about 17 minutes or so
Welsh foreplay:
" Here sheepy sheepy sheepy "
Last edited by sligoman; 17/03/2006 at 2:01 PM.
Ach Hamish...u oul sweetie...u prepare the tape and send a certain young Athlone man to my room naked and shaved to deliver it....will have to put it on repeat play...
Its amazing how much you can actually talk with some men's "meat" in your mouth....
Last edited by sligoman; 19/03/2006 at 10:07 PM. Reason: merge
I shouldn't laugh.................................Welsh foreplay:
" Here sheepy sheepy sheepy "
The Model Club
Tell all the Bohs you know
that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
and it's not gonna be three
and it's not gonna be four
it's more likely to be 5-1.
dee eff ecks - CTID is a lost cause but Magicme is becoming quite outrageous.
Y'know, I was relatively innocent and uncontaminated until I became a Foot.ie member but with all the filth that I read here........
Some Foot.ie members are a bad influence on ol' Hamish.
Sure I was a quiet virginal girlie til got talkin to u lot....ur tottywatch has put me to the bad!dee eff ecks - CTID is a lost cause but Magicme is becoming quite outrageous.
Y'know, I was relatively innocent and uncontaminated until I became a Foot.ie member but with all the filth that I read here........
Some Foot.ie members are a bad influence on ol' Hamish.
Yeah, we believe you alright.
I don't though.....
The Model Club
Tell all the Bohs you know
that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
and it's not gonna be three
and it's not gonna be four
it's more likely to be 5-1.
Am hurt
Ah poor Magicme!Am hurt
It's as if Green Tribe was never away.
Awwww, poor Magicme....
Still don't believe you though...
The Model Club
Tell all the Bohs you know
that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
and it's not gonna be three
and it's not gonna be four
it's more likely to be 5-1.
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