Went into a 24 shop last night and they had a new bloke working there - some foreign chap but very pleasant and friendly. He had a problem with names that sounded similar though.
I asked for a couple of bars of whole nut chocolate but he went sifting around the meat sector, came back and said, "Sorry, no whole meat".![]()
Then after I managed to get it across it was chocolate he got the message.Then I asked for firelighters and he gave me cigarette lighters. Got that sorted too when I pointed to the arear where the firelighters were.
I then asked for two packs of 20 Silk Cut King Size Purple. He first brought out a 10 pack of the small Silk Cut Blue. Eventually got that sorted too.![]()
It involved a lot of gestures and pointing on my part - thank Heavens I wasn't looking for condoms.![]()
Nice bloke but he was causing queues.
Oh, the shop had only an after 11pm window open so I couldn't do self service.
Kinda reminds me of the time I went into a bar in a redneck part of the US and asked the barman, "Do you have fags?". That didn't get a nice response but eventually I managed to tell the barman I wanted cigarettes and wasn't looking for a gaybar.. LOL
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