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    Quote Originally Posted by pete
    I think the question should have been "Do any of you do work in an office..."
    Thank the SFM someone noticed. The first post is one of the worst put together sentences I've seen in a while, and that's saying something.
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    "Thank the SFM someone noticed. The first post is one of the worst put together sentences I've seen in a while, and that's saying something."



    The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.

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    Lads, a far better game is when you ae passing one of the girls, be she standing at the printer or whatever and gently rubbbing her a rse. If she fancies you great, but she could take offence, so be careful....

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    Its really unfair. I work with all women except the CEO. Dammed if am rubbin his ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Den Perry
    Lads, a far better game is when you ae passing one of the girls, be she standing at the printer or whatever and gently rubbbing her a rse. If she fancies you great, but she could take offence, so be careful....
    Actually a job i had a while back, a few of us used to sit nearest the printer and photocopier room. So to pass the time at one stage we used to do this ...

    One of the lads found on the net, a pic of a girl who sat on a photocopier with her skirt up around her waist, lets just say you could see quite a bit in the picture.

    We made a few copies of this and transferred the sheets from the out-tray in the printer to the out-tray on the copier and would wait until one of the girls (with a skirt on) would walk in to collect something from the printer.

    Timing was prefected and one of us would walk in and pick up the sheets from the copier and question the girl on it, and proceeded to call the lads in "c'mere lads, cop a load of this !!" ... queue the blushes and explanation for the girl ..... it was a bit cruel but a great laugh ..... until it went wrong.

    A male supervisor copped on and called a hault on it, nothing further happeded thank f**k so it all stopped, thinking back it could have finished very differently. It worked out about six times perfectly and had a great laugh though, including the girls.
    The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.

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    if the girls in question had not seen the funny side ye could have all been sacked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie
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    if the girls in question had not seen the funny side ye could have all been sacked!
    Jeeze we knew that, we were only pick the girls that would be up for a laugh. The girls we caught kept it secret so that they other girls wouldn't know what was happening. I know it was stupid but we weren't thinking about that at the time, but we were being careful.

    Not only would we have been fired but there might have been grounds for taking it further, lads you could tell what star sign she was from the photocopy !!
    The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A face
    Just keep whispering 'elephant stew' to them and they wont be so hard on you, you'll be glad you did !!
    Technically if she kept whispering "Elephant Stew" to her bosses, they probably would be even more hard on her, if you know what I mean.

    Here they come! It’s the charge of the “Thanks” Brigade!

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    Did u not notice that I said everyone in my work is female except the CEO! Doh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom
    Technically if she kept whispering "Elephant Stew" to her bosses, they probably would be even more hard on her, if you know what I mean.

    Fancy finding you posting in a ' 'work' in an office thread'!
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    Fancy you posting in a thread not related to music.
    Here they come! It’s the charge of the “Thanks” Brigade!

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