Useless facts

**hamish** · 10/02/2006, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Dazzy

One night stand then, nothing wrong with that

Angel would be jealous, can i have her For free

heh heh sligoman is gonna kill me for starting that Angel creac.

**sligoman** · 10/02/2006, 10:55 PM

Ah Jaysus lads. Hamish if I'm ever UNfortunate to meet you, I'm gonna hit a across the head for all this sh!te

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**Dazzy** · 10/02/2006, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

heh heh sligoman is gonna kill me for starting that Angel creac.

Wonder what Magicme thinks off all this

**hamish** · 11/02/2006, 2:51 AM

Originally Posted by sligoman

Ah Jaysus lads. Hamish if I'm ever UNfortunate to meet you, I'm gonna hit a across the head for all this sh!te

Ah, youth of today. Beating up the defenceless elderly.

I guess I'll just have to have Shakedown with me - y'know the godson with a 2nd dan in Karate, experienced bouncer and concrete brick smasher with both foot and hand.

**Magicme** · 12/02/2006, 2:38 PM

Originally Posted by pineapple stu

Following on from the giant sperm...

Jaysus.....fitting that the man to discover the massive dong on the duck is called Dr Kevin McCracken!

As for Sligoman and me.....there was a moment....at the turnstiles....he flashed me his

ID card and I let him in as a student.........awwww.....it must be love.

**sligoman** · 12/02/2006, 3:15 PM

Originally Posted by Magicme

As for Sligoman and me.....there was a moment....at the turnstiles....he flashed me his

ID card and I let him in as a student.........awwww.....it must be love.

But you don't even remember me

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**strangeirish** · 13/02/2006, 1:11 PM

Well at least ye are all staying on topic. This is all useless information. Sligoman doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell!

**Block G Raptor** · 13/02/2006, 3:20 PM

Originally Posted by strangeirish

Well at least ye are all staying on topic. This is all useless information. Sligoman doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell!

With Any Bird......... Ever !!

**strangeirish** · 13/02/2006, 4:34 PM

The Uape Indians, who live in the Amazon, mix the ashes of their recently cremated relatives with alcohol, then all members of the family drink the mix with fond memories of the deceased

Slainte...

**strangeirish** · 14/02/2006, 7:22 PM

LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works
every time).

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open faced jelly sandwich
of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what
you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it.

**CollegeTillIDie** · 16/02/2006, 11:52 AM

strangeirish

You are a peculiar genius!

**strangeirish** · 16/02/2006, 1:11 PM

Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie

strangeirish

You are a peculiar genius!

I dare say

**John83** · 16/02/2006, 1:58 PM

Originally Posted by anto1208

this ive never belived , its inbuilt so we survive after sex dopamien ( spelling ) is released which makes you feel good , this is what we crave .

any bloke ever had sex not had an orgasim and been happy about it just because he had sex for fun !!! bull plop !!.

do dolphins wear condoms ...no !! its to procreate

plus ever watch dogs riding see there tails wagging like crazy , tell me there not having fun

Dogs go at it mostly when the bitch is in heat. Cattle are the same. Guys will happily shag a girl at any time of the month. I imagine that's the gist of it. Maybe a vet of some sort can back me up/ridicule my foolishness.