Dating sites (no slagging please)

**paul_oshea** · 02/02/2006, 12:34 PM

thats quality.

**hamish** · 02/02/2006, 1:03 PM

Originally Posted by Peadar

Mature broad minded gent seeks clueless 20 something for short conversations and long nights.

LMAO

Jaysus, Peadar, why am I not surprised you'd jump in here.

However, you did let me off lightly, so, for that I'm grateful. Wrong about the mature bit though.

Hows about

"Kindly old gent seeks nice lady, not for sex, just to talk about it"

**strangeirish** · 02/02/2006, 1:32 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

LMAO

Jaysus, Peadar, why am I not surprised you'd jump in here.

However, you did let me off lightly, so, for that I'm grateful. Wrong about the mature bit though.

Hows about

"Kindly old gent seeks nice lady, not for sex, just to talk about it":D

Jaysus 'hamish, are you looking for a Nun or what?

**hamish** · 02/02/2006, 1:37 PM

Originally Posted by strangeirish

Jaysus 'hamish, are you looking for a Nun or what?

Yeah, defrocked.

Talking about nuns, I have a few new nun jokes in the....eh....jokes thread.

Could you make up an advert for me O Strange One?? Jaysus, I'm really being a masochist today.

**strangeirish** · 02/02/2006, 1:52 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Yeah, defrocked.

Talking about nuns, I have a few new nun jokes in the....eh....jokes thread.

Could you make up an advert for me O Strange One?? Jaysus, I'm really being a masochist today.

"Love is blind and so am I, a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye"

or

"Gracious gentleman seeks horny old bat to test plumbing skills"

**hamish** · 02/02/2006, 2:07 PM

Originally Posted by strangeirish

"Gracious gentleman seeks horny old bat to test plumbing skills"

You would have to bring animals into it.

Ladies! Lonely?? Hamish is the man for ewe.

Ladies! Do you like long and shiny jewellery? Well, I've got a dangler and it's a gem.

Ladies. Do you have a mirror in your pockets? 'Cos I'm the man who can see myself in your pants.

**sligoman** · 02/02/2006, 3:25 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Ladies! Do you like long and shiny jewellery? Well, I've got a dangler and it's a gem.

Ladies. Do you have a mirror in your pockets? 'Cos I'm the man who can see myself in your pants.

Classic ones there Hamish

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I like this one too though: "Lonely aul fella, looking for a young, furry, friend for a bit of fun and romance"

**hamish** · 02/02/2006, 3:37 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

Classic ones there Hamish:

I like this one too though: "Lonely aul fella, looking for a young, furry, friend for a bit of fun and romance"

There's only one reply to that

http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/An...sh-escort.html

Gosh, the French one is gone already??

What did you do to her sligoman.

EDIT - see she's listed in the Galway escorts - where the real men are.

**Drumcondra Red** · 02/02/2006, 5:38 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

I read somewhere that people use these sites 'cos they're so busy working they don't have time to meet people in pubs, clubs etc. and it's a handy way to meet people.

Makes sence as I'm currently in that situation and have no-one

Don't thikn I'd have the confidence to meet someone online though, not that I lack confidence, just to meet people on online dating sites!

**hamish** · 02/02/2006, 6:01 PM

Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red

Makes sence as I'm currently in that situation and have no-one

Don't thikn I'd have the confidence to meet someone online though, not that I lack confidence, just to meet people on online dating sites!

Dunno if I would either Drumcondra Red.

Anyway you're too young to be tied down - enjoy the freedom.

**Drumcondra Red** · 02/02/2006, 7:28 PM

Too pretty too hamish!!!

**hamish** · 02/02/2006, 9:39 PM

Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red

Too pretty too hamish!!!

Oh you ducky you!

**Peadar** · 03/02/2006, 9:23 AM

Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red

I'm currently in that situation and have no-one

Meet me in town tomorrow for the rugby.
DCFCSteve is over and there's always chicks on the pull for rugby weekends.
I'll sort you out with a bit of rasher.

**James** · 03/02/2006, 4:37 PM

Originally Posted by Peadar

Meet me in town tomorrow for the rugby.
DCFCSteve is over and there's always chicks on the pull for rugby weekends.
I'll sort you out with a bit of rasher.

didnt steve skip breakfast though last time

**Peadar** · 03/02/2006, 4:42 PM

Originally Posted by James

didnt steve skip breakfast though last time

I think seeing her in natural light would have been enough to put even the most battle hardened of us off our food.

**James** · 03/02/2006, 4:48 PM

say no more peadar, i think i had legged it off from slappers by that time though, never got a look, but judging from steve and your reaction the next day..well we''ll leave it there like

not 100% if im up tomorrow for the weekend, i have a friends birthday in the pale 2mro night but duno if im gona trek up for it. if im around for the eggchasing i might give ye a shout though

**Drumcondra Red** · 03/02/2006, 4:51 PM

Originally Posted by Peadar

Meet me in town tomorrow for the rugby.
DCFCSteve is over and there's always chicks on the pull for rugby weekends.
I'll sort you out with a bit of rasher.

Are we out tomorrow then??? Working till 5 though... back in at 1 on sunday!

**trevy** · 05/02/2006, 1:38 PM

I met a couple of girls through a dating website.Its worth a try.Nothing long term came from both meetings but its a good way of meeting people and you can get to know them first before meeting up.Its easier than trying to chat to someone drunk in a crowded noisy bar.I haven't really used them recently as all the dating sites seem to be now blocked on our work pcs

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**Peadar** · 06/02/2006, 8:11 AM

Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red

back in at 1 on sunday!

I take it you made it to work alright?
The unofficial Foot.ie/European meet-up was well under way before you arrived. Good to see that the art of chatting up women is alive and well in Dublin, even if dcfcsteve has yet to master the art.

**Drumcondra Red** · 06/02/2006, 5:39 PM

Originally Posted by Peadar

I take it you made it to work alright?
The unofficial Foot.ie/European meet-up was well under way before you arrived. Good to see that the art of chatting up women is alive and well in Dublin, even if dcfcsteve has yet to master the art.

Just about, I was in a jocker!!! Got home at 5am!!! Got a bit sidetracked after leaving you!!!