Roflmao
A WISE WORD TO THE WARY
Watch out.....
I am a victim of the latest scam in Limerick which is happening at the Crescent Shopping Centre.
Two good looking 18 year old Polish women come to your car as you are parking your car.
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to Town.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral s*x on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Roflmao
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
What the f ck does this mean?Originally Posted by strangeirish
And I'm usually down with the kids, being one (17)
roll on floor laughing my ass off.
its geek speak, remember he is a yank now. been living stateside too long, it can have nasty effects such as above.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Superb.........excellent behaviourOriginally Posted by anto1208
Jeez Anto you had me going there for a minute - thought it was genuine at first.
Kinda reminded me of a similar joke from yore but not with Polish incolved.
Sirhamish plots route to Cresent Shopping Centre in LimerickOriginally Posted by sirhamish
(throws large amount of dirt on windows of car as approaching carpark of shop centre)
Last edited by the 12 th man; 13/01/2006 at 9:20 PM.
Webnet pre smilie speak i think.Originally Posted by strangeirish
Crescendo Shopping Centre might be more appropriate.
Easy now POS, I've not forgotten how to drop kick someone in the ballax when they need it.Originally Posted by paul_oshea
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
LOL - nah we have loads of Polish folk here in Beeslow - one very pretty one works just down the road in Supervalu.Originally Posted by the 12 th man
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