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    "The keepers got a rick in him", Sorry Ron but what the F**K on you on about ? Delighted he is off the Telly after SH*T like that.

    "At the end of the day", or anything O'Leary says in his low droning sh*tty voice.
    Bye bye Stan. Go off back to collecting cones you useless git.

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    I wont stand in his way...

    Need I say any more.Cringe is an understatement.Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg....
    It might have been mentioned before I dont know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noby
    "That magical night in Barcelona"
    Translation: "Those sickening 2 minutes in that uncovered, outdated Nou Camp dump".


    Another one is Ray "No question about it" Houghton.

    And then the one with no explanation: "We're quietly confident"

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    dont know if you remember the fifa 98 game with andy gray saying "BUT QUITE SIMPLY HE SHOULDN'T OF BEEN OFFSIDE!" in a high pitched voice every 30 secconds or so...

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    You have got to get your first tackle in early even if its late

    We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but they equalized


    "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again" (Terry Venables - ex England football team manager)

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    Sky's Alan Parry's use of the word "brilliant" every 5 minutes in commentary for anything in the game that isn't banal and Chris Kamara just slightly behind him with the use of the word "magnificent".

    Anything John Motson says

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    not sure if this has been said, but as per last night's FA Cup replays.. phrases such as Brave Tamworth lose to Stoke etc or Plucky Nuneaton defeated by Boro and the likes. Awwww its always the poor wee brave underdogs. Patronising gits....
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan

    Anything John Motson says
    Mottie wrecks me head,he gets too excited over nothing.Do you ever hear him doing the FA Cup draw :number 6: OH IT'S BOLTON..BOLTON HAVE BEEN DRAWN AT HOME,number 13:OH NO IT'S ARSENAL..BOLTON HAVE BEEN DRAWN AT HOME TO ARSENAL.HOW STRANGE IS THAT
    MOT

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    At the end of the day, I'm the gaffer, I'm the boss, the buck stops with me, what I say goes.

    A load of shíte spewed in a Dundalk accent, by some ginger tosser on Monday.
    Stomach churning stuff.
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar
    At the end of the day, I'm the gaffer, I'm the boss, the buck stops with me, what I say goes. A load of shíte spewed in a Dundalk accent, by some ginger tosser on Monday. Stomach churning stuff.
    Since when is a Dundalk accent held against someone ? Very strange comment. A "ginger tosser" who respresented his country over 100 times. My God, what do you have to do to earn a bit of respect in this country ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan
    Since when is a Dundalk accent held against someone ? Very strange comment. A "ginger tosser" who respresented his country over 100 times. My God, what do you have to do to earn a bit of respect in this country ?
    Refuse to play for it, then have a couple of good games for Man City. People have short memories. And an irrational hatred for Dundalk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan
    Very strange comment. A "ginger tosser"

    I used descriptive words in case people wouldn't know who I was referring to. They clearly worked.
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    Here's a man tired of the game's cliches and same old hackneyed reporter questions http://media.putfile.com/Soccer-AM---Gordon-Strachan

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    Strachan you F**kin legend!

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    "He's gonna get the hairdryer treatment for that"

    That's a common Mark Lawerson(sp?) one
    Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.


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    Students' Tought a Lesson

    or

    Students Teach [insert club here] a Lesson

    or

    A Battle of Saints and Scholars, for games against Pat's.

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    the unnecessary plurals as posted by dublin12 i think it was, esp. when they apply to players ("your steven gerrards, your michael owens, your wayne rooneys") what did they buckin clone them?!

    also, last season's workhorse, "it's a big ask." grr hate that one

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