Whats Santa bringing you this year ?

[wallis]

1 High Street
Lapland

Dear Santa

I have been a good boy this year apart from one or two minor offences, but on the whole Ive been very very good.

I dont want much. I dont want a train set , or a Scalextric , or Subbutteo or even a new stereo. I dont want cd's , a new football or even a computer. I just want you to grant me one wish for the coming year.

Please , please , please , please make England come second in their group, play Germany in the second round and get beat on penalties. Thats all I want this year. As an Irishman living in England the hype and garbage I will have to put up with in the coming year is going to be almost unbearable. God only knows what it will be like if they were to win it. I have promised my other half that if England win we will move to another country and I dont really want to do that but I fear I will have no choice.

So please Santa Im begging you, let me pick up The Sun sometime in June and read the headline.

" NOT AGAIN ***** !!! England crash out 5-4 to the Germans "

..and if you could see your way to having a picture of Rio Ferdinand ballooning a penalty over the bar that would be icing on the cake.

Yours

Wallis

P.s regards to Mrs Claus

[paul_oshea]

LOL good man wallis.