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Dere's dis boord called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wha' de fook is
dah?)
She's not married or nuttin', but she's got dis felleh, Joe, righ'? He does
joinery an' all dah. Mary lives with him in a flah dowwen in Nazareh.
One day Mary meets dis yungfelleh Gabriel. She's like `Wha are yeh bleedin'
lookin' ah?" Gabriel just goes "You're fookin' pregnant so yeh are".
Mary's scarleh. She gives him a fookin' earful: "Are you bleedin' startin'? I'm no fookin' sluh. I never bin wih no one!"
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself.
Liz is on a mad buzz, bud. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an'
all dah. She sez te Mary " Ah howeyeh, Mary, I can feel me chiseller in me
stummick and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all deh money we'll be
getting from deh social." Mary goes "Yeah, s'pose you're righ'"
Mary an' Joe haven't goh a fookin' bean so they have to ponse a donkey, an'
go dowwen the Behlehem on dah. Dey get to dis boozer an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her yungfelleh an' all dah.
But there's no fookin' no roohem at the inn, righ'? So Mary an' Joe
break an' into this garridge, only it's filled wih animals. Cows an' sheep an'
sh*t all over de gaff.
Then these three lads tourn up, lookin bleedin' rapih, wih crowens on
der heads an' all dah'. They're like "Ah Jaysis, howeyeh!" an' say dey're
deh tree wise men from de East Wall.
Joe goes: 'If you're so bleedin wiyis, wha de fook are yizzer doin' wih
dis Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why didn't yeh just bring gold, 20 Blue and
Boorberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an'
sez he's got anudder message from dis Lord hardchaw.
He's like 'Deh coppers is comin an' they're killin all de chisslers. You
better fook off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be fookin' off yer
bleedin' rocker if yeh tink I'm goin' te fookin' Eejit on a fookin' donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, bud. But it's your look out if yeh stay.' So
they go dowwen teh Eejit till they've stopped killin deh foorst-born an' all
an' annyways it's safe an' dah.
Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazareh, an' Jesus turns water
inteh Dutch Gold.
An dah's how it started, righ'!
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
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Saw that on another forum, you stole it from there didn't ya?
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Classic !!
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