QuoteSanta is getting his packet out early so yeah !?!
Swanage police hunt flashing Santa Claus
Swanage police said on Friday they were looking for a Santa acting suspiciously -- a flasher who had repeatedly exposed himself to women, including on one occasion while dressed as Father Christmas.
Officers said the flasher had struck a number of times since December 6, and a week later exposed himself whilst wearing a Santa Claus outfit.
"I would be very interested to hear from anyone who may have seen someone acting suspiciously while dressed as Father Christmas in the Gilbert Road or surrounding areas of Swanage town centre," Police Constable Jonathan Maunder said.
"These incidents of indecent exposure have caused a great deal of upset to the women that the man has approached."
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/16122005/80...nta-claus.html
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Santa is getting his packet out early so yeah !?!
The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.
And there was me thinking they may want to get an early peak into Santa's sack!
And I always thought he came only on Christmas Eve.
Originally Posted by sirhamish
And I always thought he came only on Christmas Eve.
That's why his sack is so big!
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Wonder what song does he sing when he's flashing???
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
Show them off today
Oh, what fun it is to flash
When young wans pass my way.
Getting coat.
I'd say with a Santa like that behind him Rudolph would be nervous.
Last edited by hamish; 16/12/2005 at 10:40 PM.
Unrelated but equally good rhyme !!
Entitled ... jesus i'd hit it
the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin´,
That´s what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big Bottom,
Big Bottom,
Talk about bum cakes
My girl´s got ´em.
Big Bottom
Dirve me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, ´twas my lucky bun day,
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday,
You know what I mean.
My love gun´s loaded and she´s in my sights,
Big game is waiting there inside her thights.
Big Bottom,
Big Bottom,
Talk about mud flaps
My girl´s got ´em.
Big Bottom
Dirve me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
Last edited by A face; 16/12/2005 at 11:14 PM.
The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.
Yikes!! Totty watch has broken free from it's thread and is invading other ones.
No thread is safe now..........no one.
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