QuoteNo pun, but talk about a "rock and a hard place"Originally Posted by sirhamish
Free the Cavan five thousand-Poultry in Motion
Anyone see this on RTE news this evening? Magnificent attempts by RTE reporters to keep a straight face throughout the segment.
RTE
Co Cavan road re-opens after accident
15 December 2005 16:43
The N55 between Ballinagh, Co Cavan, and Granard, Co Longford, has reopened following an accident earlier today.
More than 5,000 chickens were spilled into the carriageway from a lorry, creating dangerous driving conditions.
A crane was brought in to remove the lorry, and a second truck was put in place to remove the poultr
Eggs had broken in the carriageway, and some of the chickens were laying there.
Diversions were in place for a time along the adjacent regional routes which are narrower and more hazardous. All restrictions have since been lifted.
Ths is bound to be a pun-filled thread..........Help yourselves.
No pun, but talk about a "rock and a hard place"
Did they pour out of the truck?
The Model Club
Tell all the Bohs you know
that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
and it's not gonna be three
and it's not gonna be four
it's more likely to be 5-1.
It must be terrible for the workers to clear a section of the road of eggs only to turn around and find the chickens had laid some more.
Certainly gives a new meaning to the term "lay-by".
What you quoted was meant to say:Did they pour out of the truck?
More than 5,000 chickensoups were spilled
You mean there could be a shortage of chicken soup over Winter....?!
I like chicken soup....
*panics*
The Model Club
Tell all the Bohs you know
that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
and it's not gonna be three
and it's not gonna be four
it's more likely to be 5-1.
Fowl, most fowl, dancinpants.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Dammit, I should have called the thread title
Poultry in Motion.
Thinking of getting coat.
They will have to work around the cluck to clean up that mess. The driver was hendicapped. All those eggsplosions and all.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
At first, the police saw a 4 door sedan leaving the scene, but later found out it was a coupe!
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Gardaí have ruled out Fowl Play
Some reports say the driver was egged on by some schoolchildren
Kom Igen, FCK...
Consider it done my presidenteDammit, I should have called the thread title
Poultry in Motion.
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
Ah Jaysus, thank you Sligoman, no eggsaggeration (honk), you're a gentleman personifried (honk).Consider it done my presidente
I'd say that Ken Shabby will be pleased when this thread is ova (honk)
eh........scrambling (honk) for coat before I suffer assault and battery (honk)
Last edited by hamish; 15/12/2005 at 8:40 PM.
Ah Jaysus, thanks you Sligoman, no eggsaggeration (honk), you're a gentleman personifried (honk).
I'd say that Ken Shabby will be pleased when this thread is ova.
eh........scrambling (honk) for coat before I suffer assault and battery (honk)
Looks like he's flown the coop
Kom Igen, FCK...
Where did you pluck that quip from????
Did you and strangeirish hatch a plan to do it?
Hand gripping coat collar.
In 6 months time I can just picture it. At a dinner table somewhere between Cavan and Longford, a young lad staring up from his plate, "Ah jaysus, not fookin' chicken tonight AGAIN mammy!!"
I'm sure that a Kentucky Fried Chicken premises can be built at the eggsident site so that there will be a permanent henmorial to the scene of the fowl tragedy. I'm sure that all the cocks will rejoice in glory!!
Is it true they're changing the name Cavan to Cavian.
Putting coat on shoulder...............
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