Kingdom has the biggest list by the looks of it.
I haven't had a proper nights sleep in 2 weeks because of the fractrued rib - every time I roll in my sleep I wake up in pain. I'm really tired the whole time as a result.
I might have the biggest list but now that I think of it there are a couple of other funny ones.
At home after a match I was getting out of the shower and slipped on the floor. Basically my big toe broke badly, but the nail snapped off completely and the floor was covered in blood. All I remember is going fcukin mental, seeing the floor covered in blood, getting carried out of the gaff in a towel, being watched by a crowd gathering for the Dublin Hurling final on across the road from the gaff. So fcuking embarrasing. ever since then when blood starts pumping out, I just think back and laugh!
There was another time I was playin u/11's and we were doing really well; 2nd in the DDSL and into the cup semi finals. We were playing Leicester Celtic in the old Stella pitch on Richmond Road. Anyway, this lad was through on goals, managed to get a tackle in and block him, but he got up quicker and was left with a man free in the 6 yd box. Never one to give up, I did what any other nut would have done. I put my head in front of the ball. Even though I was flat out on the ground. Stopped a goal. Needless to say, that was my last involvement in the match.
Here they come! It’s the charge of the “Thanks” Brigade!
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