Cheesiest movie of all time

**aido_b** · 07/12/2005, 11:50 AM

I cant believe that nobodys mentioned this film yet, ladies and gentlemen i give you the worst irish accents in history ... "Far and Away" Tom and Nicole in one of the most cringeworthy films I've ever seen. especially the scene when Tom is asking Nicole (shannon) ... "Shannon, tell me you like my hat, say it" in quite possibly the worst irish accent ever!

**hamish** · 07/12/2005, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by monkey magic

cant believe no-one has mentioned free willy yet!

Sssssshhhhhhhhhhh, keep it quiet will ya!!

Next thing, y'know, some of the girls here

will be sending you PMs asking

Where, where, where????

**babydol** · 07/12/2005, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Sssssshhhhhhhhhhh, keep it quiet will ya!!

Next thing, y'know, some of the girls here

will be sending you PMs asking

Where, where, where????

And some of us won't!!

**hamish** · 07/12/2005, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by babydol

And some of us won't!!

That's 'cos you're a MATURE (honk) person unlike some others here I could name.
(Hope "they" - they know who they are - read that)

LOL

babydol - any connection with Babysis????? Seems that BUTTER (honk) wouldn't melt in your mouth.

I mean, we have aidoB and aidoM.

BTW - anyone ever seen the Bad Movies channel on the Sky Movies set up.
Some gems there allright.

There's a certain KRAFT (honk) to making cheesey films, some of the Italian films, especially, are so bad they're almost GOUDA (honk) but some are so likeable I get kinda FONDUE (honk) of them, even if a lot of them CURDLE (honk) my stomach...........Boom Boom

Getting coat, exiting under an ABONDANCE (honk) of abuse.

**3 Heroes** · 07/12/2005, 1:14 PM

Maybe it was already mentioned, but OMG Cocktail

**strangeirish** · 07/12/2005, 1:16 PM

Originally Posted by Green Tribe

aw, but he was fit, strangeirish, you have to admit...

Fit alright. Fit to be hit in the head with a hammer!!!

**hamish** · 07/12/2005, 1:27 PM

Some really cheesey films:

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese with (2005)
Directed by Jeff Garlin

Ham & Cheese
2004 - Canada - Mockumentary

I Am the Cheese
1983 - USA - Psychological Thriller

Seriously, the above are real films.

Then there are:

Patton:Vats of Glory (1957)

The Malcheese Falcon (1941)

The Princess Briede (1987)

Life of Brien (1979)

Brief Encounter (1949)

The Curds of the Black Pearl (2003) (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Brieng John Malcovich (1999)

Curdle 2 the Grave

Edamy Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

K-19, The Widowmilker

Master and Collander

Screamers

Don't say a Curd

Butch Calcium and the Sundance Kid

The outlaw Josey Wheyles

The Man who shot Liberty Valencay

I think that's enough terrible cheesey titles.

I'm really going now.

I'll be pasteurise before you know it.

**hudhastings** · 07/12/2005, 3:20 PM

Angus!! "you get a boner in your stomach" is the very cheesy also>>

**aido_b** · 07/12/2005, 3:21 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Some really cheesey films:

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese with (2005)
Directed by Jeff Garlin

Ham & Cheese
2004 - Canada - Mockumentary

I Am the Cheese
1983 - USA - Psychological Thriller

Seriously, the above are real films

Then there are:

Patton:Vats of Glory (1957)

The Malcheese Falcon (1941)

The Princess Briede (1987)

Life of Brien (1979)

Brief Encounter (1949)

The Curds of the Black Pearl (2003) (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Brieng John Malcovich (1999)

Curdle 2 the Grave

Edamy Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

K-19, The Widowmilker

Master and Collander

Screamers

Don't say a Curd

Butch Calcium and the Sundance Kid

The outlaw Josey Wheyles

The Man who shot Liberty Valencay

I think that's enough terrible cheesey titles.

I'm really going now.

I'll be pasteurise before you know it.

could somebody please ban hamish (the cheese machine!) for at least a week for that last post!

**finlma** · 07/12/2005, 3:28 PM

Originally Posted by Green Tribe

maybe not cheesy, but complete sh1te - The Garden State. was in cinema last year

that was a brilliant film - one of the best last year. Clever jokes and a nice story.

You liked In Her Shoes so enough said I suppose.

**monkey magic** · 07/12/2005, 3:40 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

BTW - anyone ever seen the Bad Movies channel on the Sky Movies set up.
Some gems there allright.

seen it, christ some of the stuff they show is aweful, but if ur looking to cringe it'l pass an hour or so...

**monkey magic** · 07/12/2005, 3:42 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Some really cheesey films:

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese with (2005)
Directed by Jeff Garlin

Ham & Cheese
2004 - Canada - Mockumentary

I Am the Cheese
1983 - USA - Psychological Thriller

Seriously, the above are real films.

Then there are:

Patton:Vats of Glory (1957)

The Malcheese Falcon (1941)

The Princess Briede (1987)

Life of Brien (1979)

Brief Encounter (1949)

The Curds of the Black Pearl (2003) (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Brieng John Malcovich (1999)

Curdle 2 the Grave

Edamy Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

K-19, The Widowmilker

Master and Collander

Screamers

Don't say a Curd

Butch Calcium and the Sundance Kid

The outlaw Josey Wheyles

The Man who shot Liberty Valencay

I think that's enough terrible cheesey titles.

I'm really going now.

I'll be pasteurise before you know it.

that has to be the cheesiest post ever...

**hamish** · 07/12/2005, 4:24 PM

Originally Posted by aido_b

could somebody please ban hamish (the cheese machine!) for at least a week for that last post!

aidoB/aidoM - sorry about that

Even my two remaining brain cells are not working too well today.

Made a good fist of Frosty the Snowman in tottywatch though and a few others too.

**hamish** · 07/12/2005, 4:25 PM

Originally Posted by monkey magic

that has to be the cheesiest post ever...

True true MM - not the best, I must admit but I do try.

Yeah, that channel is brutal allright but some films are so bad,,,,,,,,they're a hoot.

**Green Tribe** · 07/12/2005, 7:32 PM

Originally Posted by tiktok

Granted the ending was poor but I thought it was great.

Never said Dirty Dancing was a bad film G&T, just that it was a cheesy one.

the ending in the garden state was very disappointing, confirmed how sh1te the film was for me. I know mr. tiktok, about DD, you said it was cheesy, so you did enjoy it then?

**sligoman** · 07/12/2005, 7:40 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Sssssshhhhhhhhhhh, keep it quiet will ya!!

Next thing, y'know, some of the girls here

will be sending you PMs asking

Where, where, where????

Haha, class Hamish!

.

**Green Tribe** · 07/12/2005, 7:44 PM

Originally Posted by finlma

that was a brilliant film - one of the best last year. Clever jokes and a nice story.

You liked In Her Shoes so enough said I suppose.

To each their own! I didn't like it, a few funny bits and the rest was just boring. I don't usually like films such as "In Her Shoes" (have you actually watched it??) but at the time I needed to have a laugh at a not too serious film.

**Green Tribe** · 07/12/2005, 7:47 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Sssssshhhhhhhhhhh, keep it quiet will ya!!

Next thing, y'know, some of the girls here

will be sending you PMs asking

Where, where, where????

Naughty hamish!

sirhamish Quote:

That's 'cos you're a MATURE (honk) person unlike some others here I could name.
(Hope "they" - they know who they are - read that) LOL

I'll get revenge!!!!!

**Green Tribe** · 07/12/2005, 7:49 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Made a good fist of Frosty the Snowman...

Hamish likes white things doesn't he folks!??

**hamish** · 07/12/2005, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by Green Tribe

Hamish likes white things doesn't he folks!??

Lost me there Queeny.......but the quote you edited.......hmmmm...you're not referring to a particular type of naughty activity involving a man and a woman, a man and a man or a woman and a woman.

Queeny, now, that is really dreadful.

You're getting worse by the day. What is Sligoman gonna do with you.lol

I'm shocked.