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    Quote Originally Posted by M@ttitude
    Just saw "Rent" with my girlfriend.. The cinema was full of women crying at a bunch of gay, aids ridden homeless people singing the cheesiest songs in the world! not sure if its out yet back home! Worth seeing for the craic!(literally)
    made me think of the scene in team america and i busted my ass off laughing

    "so this is the end of our story.. and everyone is dead from aids..."

    "the pope has got it and so do you" etc etc...

    oh yeah.. "Matt Damon".....

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    You've got mail is another extremely cheesy movie
    Ever get the feelin' you have been cheated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maz
    Course he did...he looked great
    I'm not afraid to admit i loved dirty dancing, i agree maz, patrick swayze was damn fit, haven't seen dirty dancing II though, don't think it would be the same without swayze..

    cheesy, my arse Pauro, it was great!

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    Ok cheesiest movies, well cheesiest moments are easier and heres a list:
    The list of big cheese moments:

    “Titanic”: Leonardo DiCaprio’s “I’m the king of the world!”
    “Dirty Dancing”: Patrick Swayze’s “Nobody puts Baby in the corner.”
    “Four Weddings And A Funeral”: Andie McDowell’s “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed.”
    “Ghost”: Demi Moore’s “Ditto,” to Patrick Swayze’s “I love you.”
    “Top Gun”: Val Kilmer to Tom Cruise: “You can be my wingman anytime”
    “Notting Hill”: Julia Roberts’ “I’m just a girl... standing in front of a boy... asking him to love her.”
    “Independence Day”: Bill Pullman’s “Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”
    “Braveheart”: Mel Gibson’s “They may take our lives, but they will not take our freedom!”
    “Jerry Maguire”: Renee Zellweger to Tom Cruise: “You had me at hello.”
    “The Postman”: A blind woman says to Kevin Costner: “You’re a godsend, a savior.” He replies: “No, I’m a postman.”
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    Cheesy Movies

    Can't believe no ones mentioned Wallace and Gromit. There's cheese everywhere in that

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    ^^

    Rofl!!
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    Fortunately I have avoided Pearl Harbour to date. Aside from Titanic, two of the worst I have ended up seeing would have to be Armageddon and The Core.

    Armageddon is what one would expect - Michael Bay, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler - you are on familiar territory here, you know what is going to happen, and you know you'll eventually dump the girl that rented it for this and similar crimes. Reprehensible on far too many levels to spend time on.

    The Core, on the other hand seemed like it might be an alright film masquerading as an iffy one, but turned out to be a repellantly bad and offensive cheese fest. Directed by Jon Amiel - who did Copycat - and starring Hilary Swank and Stanley Tucci, it seemed like it was worth the punt. Never have I felt so deceived, so used. Avoid this like the vast balck hole of time that it is.

    Incidentally, seeing as this is essentially the Michael Bay thread, it appears that he has only made 7 films to date, and is currently working on the new Transformers film. Even Orson Welles must be turning in his grave.
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    cheesiest movie of all time.......A night in Paris Stilton.

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    Anything with Edam Sandler in it

    Dirty Dancing is definitely in a cheese league of it's own though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiktok
    Anything with Edam Sandler in it

    Dirty Dancing is definitely in a cheese league of it's own though.
    No Tiktok, DD is class! Armageddon, have to agree, it actually bored the hell out of me...first time i watched it i was in france, was sleepy after a long day cycling and fell asleep in the cinema then decided to give it another go when i came home, watched it on video, fell asleep AGAIN!

    On another note, went to see 'In her shoes' yesterday...very good, thought it might be cheesy american chick flick but it was good and funny. I am sure all the men will enjoy cameron in it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Tribe
    On another note, went to see 'In her shoes' yesterday...very good, thought it might be cheesy american chick flick but it was good and funny. I am sure all the men will enjoy cameron in it!
    , shouldn't this be in the Totty thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sligoman
    , shouldn't this be in the Totty thread.
    no, i am recommending a film.

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    cant believe no-one has mentioned free willy yet!

    or anything with that turd steven segal in it...

    sleepless in seattle never fails to put me to sleep
    arent we all just magic little monkeys...

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    maybe not cheesy, but complete sh1te - The Garden State. was in cinema last year

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    Anything with that gimp Jean-Claude Van Damme in it, prancing across the screen like he has poker stuck up his hole! I think I'll call Chuck to go kick his ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strangeirish
    Anything with that gimp Jean-Claude Van Damme in it, prancing across the screen like he has poker stuck up his hole! I think I'll call Chuck to go kick his ass.
    aw, but he was fit, strangeirish, you have to admit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pedro
    didn any1 watch that cringe inducing piece of American propaganda Pearl Harbour last nite? omg!! did the guy that wrote actually look at what he wrote? here's a "pearler", English Captain to Ben Affleck, who has volunteered to fight for the Brits in the Battle of Britain......... "Some people frown on the Yanks for not being in this war. I'd just like to say that if there are any more back home like you, God help anyone who goes to war with America".......Read it again it gets funnier every time!! ha, those yanks are so far up their own arses it's unbelievable!!
    I challenge any1 to come up with a cheesier film... it just cant be done!


    Jesus Ben Affleck...that guy is more cheesey than a mouse's stomach....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Tribe
    maybe not cheesy, but complete sh1te - The Garden State. was in cinema last year
    Oh My God. That film.

    Approxiamately three days of two unattractive, reppellant, social misfits boring themselves and me to within an inch of our collective lives. I sincerely hope someone got fired over that one.

    Thanks for reminding me of it all over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Tribe
    maybe not cheesy, but complete sh1te - The Garden State. was in cinema last year
    Granted the ending was poor but I thought it was great.

    Never said Dirty Dancing was a bad film G&T, just that it was a cheesy one.
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    Has to be Jack Frost 2- Revenge of the mutant killer snowman. It's held it fcuking hawii for fcuks sake!!! Oh yeah, in the end he's killed by bananas. So cheesy but possably the funniest film of all time. Real porn film acting and dialoge involved.
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