Nah, my memory goes a little fuzzy around those fixtures. Although I do remember hearing your fans talk, posh gits!Originally Posted by Schumi
How about us? Any of the last three in fact.
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
Nah, my memory goes a little fuzzy around those fixtures. Although I do remember hearing your fans talk, posh gits!Originally Posted by Schumi
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
"You'd swear he was a TD, the way he was always shaking hands with the unemployed."
Extratime.ie
Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
When referring to a rough area/neighbourhood:
"They'd rob the eye outa your head and then swear you were born blind"
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He'd take the milk out of your tea!
He could peel an orange in his pocket!
Have Boot Disk, will travel
Somehow I don't think Howard Dean used the right phrase here;
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/1102...ethesalami.wmv
Girls that bat for the pink team .... together !!
Clam jousters !!
The SFAI are the governing body for grassroots football in Ireland, not the FAI. Its success or the lack of is all down to them.
im sweating like a priest in a hoor house.
im sweating like a peadophile in a play ground.
anto pm me that one as well.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
He's as bent as a snake in a jamjar
A friend in need is a pest. - Arthur Daley
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
But you can't beat our old friend Confucious because he say..............
Never enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
It's ok to let a fool ride you, but don't let a ride fool you.
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot
A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.
A smile is like tight underwear ... it makes your cheeks go up.
Never marry a woman with big hands. It will make your d!ck look smaller
A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary
The difference between pink and purple, is your grip
Learn to masturbate--come in handy
Gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy much alike. Both can smell it, but they can't eat it.
Viagra is like Disneyland... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride
Sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius'
Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry
Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection
In prison, best way to separate the men from the boys is with a crowbar
Christmas trees are like priests...Their balls are just for decoration
“He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth”
" Man who put cream in tart is not necessarily baker."
"Faster, Harder, Deeper" is not the motto of the Olympics.
It's OK for Schoolboy to masturbate, as long as it's not against his Principals
Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her
It is good for girl to meet boy in park,
but better for boy to park meat in girl
Man who let woman on top, will screw up
Sexy typist will bang on keyboard!
'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet - that's an old one.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
Last edited by hamish; 11/01/2006 at 6:32 PM.
Originally Posted by the 12 th man
Or, they'd take the eye out of yer head and come back for yer eyelashes.
I remember travelling through Galway one day with a mate of mine who played bass with the Philosophers showband when he spotted an old girlfriend walking down the road. He obviously hadn't the greatest of memories of her 'cos he said,
"Will ya look at that wan, she's such a cold hearted bitch, she'd put her eyelash into the crack in yer tool and wouldn't even blink"
"I'm so busy,I feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"
"I'm off like a prom dress"
"Penetrate, then evacuate"
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
She is so beautiful I would crawl naked over a mile of broken glass just to have a w*** over her shadow.
Back to therapy
up the bum no harm done,
up the rectum wont affect 'um,
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Tighter than a nun's chuff.Originally Posted by Peadar
On other matters:
A face on her that'd strip paint.
So tired I could sleep on a washin' line.
Ye'd stab her with the pork sword.
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