Favourite Simpsons episode

[The Stars]

did aanyone see the Simpsons yesterday,not sure was it on Sky1,Channel4 or RTE2 but it was the one when Lisa gets the 'crush' on nelson and Homer starts his telemarketing scam.Lisa was looking out the window at Nelson and someone saw her.'Lisa likes Nelson' no she doesnt 'Millhouse likes Lisa' no he doesnt'Janny likes Millhouse' no she doesnt 'Outher likes Millhouse'......'No One Likes Millhouse' Brilliant.

[tiktok]

My favourite is either
the one where Bart goes to work in the Burlesque house,
or
the one where they get the monorail

[willymccann]

The Stars

That's a strange coincident - I've got that tune that Nelson was playing on the guitar in that episode in my head all bloody morning - and I didn't see the Simpsons last night

"Joy to the world, the teacher's dead - we bar-b-qued his head"

[The Stars]

Great minds think alike......

[superfrank]

Best one-Hans Scorpio

"So longe Mr. Bont"
"What do you want from me Scorpio?"
"Nothing except for you to die and have a cheap funeral. You're going to die now."

[tetsujin1979]

Have a soft spot for the episode where the Lemon Tree is stolen by Shelbyville

"You must be stupider than you look"
"Stupider like a fox!"

[paul_oshea]

no the cape fear one was deadly def the best. and when sideshow bob uses the tv as his medium to tell everyone he is going to kill them because they are ruined by tv.

the one where mo trys to kill homer was class as well...must kill moe, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee must kill moe weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, must kil moe weeeeeeeee.

one other great line was wehre he crawls out of the pond and he says he must take over the world or something like that and hten he realises he is hungry and goes ummm lunchtime.

one magical animal was quality as well.

[Green Army Girl]

I love the one where Homer is fighting with Lisa (the one where Lisa gets a pony)and Homer goes up to her room and starts playing her saxaphone and blows into it and all thats comes out is him saying "saxamaphone saxamaphone, saxamaphone".

[Roo69]

Can't remember which Simpsons it's in, but Homer goes to the bank to get a loan, then goes over to a plant and pretends that his son is behind the plant and starts talking to him, the "fake" son behind the plant starts asking Homer to ask the man for sweets, anyone know the oine im on about ? absolute genius !

[Eire06]

I love the one where Bart gets expelled and goes to Catholic school and they try and convert him.
Liam Neeson is in it..
Love the bits when they show Catholic and Protestant heaven the catholic one is all drinking and partying and the Protestant one is playing croquet and all posh!!
And when homer is trying to convince Marge that Catholics are better because They have Italy, Spain and the good part of Ireland

[Conor H]

The episode when they all go to New york....brillaint!

[paul_oshea]

And when homer is trying to convince Marge that Catholics are better because They have Italy, Spain and the good part of Ireland

LOL that is really good. LOL didnt see that but must try and get it. the good part of ireland.

[Terry]

Best one-Hans Scorpio

"So longe Mr. Bont"
"What do you want from me Scorpio?"
"Nothing except for you to die and have a cheap funeral. You're going to die now."

Have to agree with Frank,

I love it when Homer is looking for sugar for his coffe and hans scorpio pulls a load of loose sugar out of his pockets. As he puts his hands back into his pockets he asks Homer " would you like some cream with that?". Homer looks at him for a second and politely says "NNOOOO !!" and walks away. Brilliant

[paul_oshea]

its funny how everyone has their favourite, and that everyones favourite has homer in it. he is the simpsons . says it all really..

[pete]

The episode when they all go to New york....brillaint!

Homer gets clamped & because he drinking too much can't hold it waiting for guyt to unclamp him. Only toilet is on 100th story.... aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ThatGuy]

It is disappointing that the Simpsions has become so farcical and unfunny, and it started going downhill about 8 years ago.

[joeSoap]

For me, its gotta be the Hank Scorpio episode, followed by the one where he gets involved with the cult, and Marge, the Reverend and Flanders have to bust him out..only the beer saves him.

[Conor H]

Homer gets clamped & because he drinking too much can't hold it waiting for guyt to unclamp him. Only toilet is on 100th story.... aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ya that's it

[Da Real Rover]

The one where bart has to go to Australia to apoligise to the president, brilliant.

[Aldini98]

The Stonecutters one, excellent !!!!!!