Favourite Simpsons episode

[Anto McC]

The one with the Clown college,where Homer beats the Krustyburgler
Young child sobbing:"He's already dead"

[sligoman]

The Paddy's day episode where Bart guzzles down the beer in the long green tube thing

[KR's Post]

The episode where Homer becomes a Food Critic... He asks the Santa's little helper what acertain food tastes like. The dog replies ''Woof, Woof'', Homer then says ''Woof, Woof?? Oh you're no help'', To which Santa's Little Helper replies ''Chewy, Chewy''! QUALITY

[Dodge]

The X files one. Or hank Scorpio. Even the new ones are still beetter than anythign else around.

[adamcarr]

The one where Homer is prescribed marijuana is class!

[anto1208]

the best one is the one with frank grimes or grimey as he likes to be called !

[sligoman]

The one that was on SKY tonight is also a fairly good one. It's the one where the town is seen as obese so they get involved in sports. Flanders coaches the kids American football team

Homer: "Flaaaaaanders, Flaaaaaanders"

[The Stars]

the best one is the one with frank grimes or grimey as he likes to be called !

that was on on Friday i think...quality

[Partizan]

The Garbage Man can.......yes he can.

[Lionel Ritchie]

It is disappointing that the Simpsions has become so farcical and unfunny, and it started going downhill about 8 years ago.

There was an episode of Futurama where Fry said almost exactly that except it was "500 years" instead of 8.

[GavinZac]

My favourite is either
the one where Bart goes to work in the Burlesque house,
or
the one where they get the monorail

monorail definately!

"were you sent here by the devil?"
"no, good man, im on the level"
"what about us braindead slobs?"
"you'll be given cushy jobs!"

[John83]

Best one-Hans Scorpio

"So longe Mr. Bont"
"What do you want from me Scorpio?"
"Nothing except for you to die and have a cheap funeral. You're going to die now."

I love the scene where Homer goes to speak to Scorpio, who asks him to wait a minute while he takes a call:
Hank Scorpio: Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.
Ambassador 1: Oh, my God, the 59th Street bridge!
Ambassador 2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
Ambassador 1: We can't take that chance.
Ambassador 2: You always say that. I want to take a chance!
Then, when he's finished, he turns back to Homer, who's been standing there, twiddling his thumbs.
"Now, where were we? Oh, yes - hammocks..."

BTW: interesting little link here:
http://www.frinky.com/globex/globex.swf

The Stonecutters one, excellent !!!!!!

My second favourite.

[Lionel Ritchie]

Homerpalooza

BillY Corgan: "Hi, Billy Corgan -Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer: "Homer Simpson -smiling politely"

or

Stage Manager: "okay guys who ordered the London Philharmonic Orchestra?...c'mon who ordered London Philharmonic Orchestra? ...possibly while high? Cypress Hill I'm looking in your direction"

[ThatGuy]

The B-Sharps with the Beatles references throughout is brilliant.

[carrickharp]

Itchy and Scratchy Land

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds vanity license plate rack]
Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"...
"Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.

[superfrank]

Can't remember which Simpsons it's in, but Homer goes to the bank to get a loan, then goes over to a plant and pretends that his son is behind the plant and starts talking to him, the "fake" son behind the plant starts asking Homer to ask the man for sweets, anyone know the oine im on about ? absolute genius !

You mean.... "Daddy, please to ask the man for some candy?"

Classic.

[town73]

One of favourite moments is when Homer complains about Bart writing on him again. Homer turns around to show 'wide load' written on his ass.

Full Simpsons stats, etc, here: http://www.snpp.com/


Few quick quotes:

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.



Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.




Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.




Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!




Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."




Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.




Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)




Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.