Best excuse for not having homework done

[Rory H]

"i walked in on my mum on top of the principal so the principal said i dont have to do my homework anymore if i dont tell anyone......and i do pass maths miss"

[The Stars]

The electricity went off and we had no candles,so I was in the dark

[Rory H]

i remember a lad in maths class...he couldnt do his homework because someone broke into his house and stole his maths book!! it was actually true

then there was an rather scary lad who had his house burned down...therefore he couldnt comment on yeats poetry

[The Stars]

My goldfish ran away Sir,so i was looking for him all night.

[The Stars]

i remember a lad in maths class...he couldnt do his homework because someone broke into his house and stole his maths book!! it was actually true

then there was an rather scary lad who had his house burned down...therefore he couldnt comment on yeats poetry

For anyone who doesnt believe this it is actually true.I was in the same class as wild rover when this happened.

[Rory H]

i was going to do it sir but eh...i couldnt be arsed


one lad said that in primary school...he threatens me at work regulary

[Rory H]

i didnt do my homework in irish class because the teacher doesnt care

thats summerhill college,sligo for all you parents

i love that "we had homework??" routine..worked like a charm on certain hungover angry maths teachers on monday mornings

[The Stars]

so true wild rover.
I was deep sea diving over the weekend Sir so couldnt do any homework

[The Stars]

I had women problems.....The male teachers never ask any more questions

[glentoranfan]

I used a few . In primary school I said 'my brother was sick on the sheets.' In the grammar I said 'I did not hear you say we had such and such an exercise too, I thought it was only the first one'

[The Stars]

I didnt think we had school today

[A face]

Secondary school ... one of the lads skipped a few classes and one of the teachers for those classes bumped into him in the corridor and asked him why he wasn't in class and he just blurted out "cos my dad was in a car crash !!"

She was really sympathetic towards him and kept on asking him throughout the year how his father was doing, and how was his recovery. He was sh!tting it for 6 months that she'd find out !! We kept winding him up over it ... "Miss, Miss ... Tims dad won the marathon" just as she was walking in or out of the room !!

[Da Real Rover]

i just told bredin i didnt do it cos i was thrown out of the class

i think the best is the one you used...i forgot my copy was not getting me by back then

Bredin what a legend, i always thought that the only way that woman became a teacher was by collecting ten tayto wrappers, its possible, it was summerhill. One thing that did confuse me was that they called bredin onion, because she looked like one and they called reynolds moses because he looked like moses. I felt that reynolds was more deserving of onion, you know the smell of him brings a tear to your eye.
Best excuse for me was the frantically lookin through your bag act until the teacher forgets about you, works like a charm.

[De Town]

i always use the old "miss, i forgot my copy so i did it on a sheet and......well.....i lost the sheet"

my friend didnt bother doing his spanish homework so he told the teacher that she said that they could do it if they wanted....she didnt know any better so she let him away with it....

[Conor H]

i always use the old "miss, i forgot my copy so i did it on a sheet and......well.....i lost the sheet"

Forgot about that one...always use it in french class!!

[dfx-]

Best excuse for me was the frantically lookin through your bag act until the teacher forgets about you, works like a charm.

I haven't ever done that...........

[The Stars]

the camel had pups so was taking care of them all weekend.
This can be used for any animal really

[Peadar]

...always use it in french class!!

I remember I did my French homework once.
The teacher wouldn't collect it off me because she said it was probably copied.

[Thunderblaster]

Student: I didn't do my homework sir because the extra-curricular activities has serious ramifications on my social events that are very conspicuous to my personal life.

Teacher: Explain that to me in English?

[nismo]

'was stayin in my nans house so didnt have time to do it' used work for me!