My PC

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  1. Drumcondra Red's Avatar

    Drumcondra Red said:
    Ok, hang on, I'll try that!
    Sitting pretty!!!
     
  2. paul_oshea said:
    im telilng ye again, formatting is far quicker than defragmenting and you will be suprised how much sh1te you pick up over the 2 years that you never hardly used and never will again.

    defragmenting works for about a week or two and after that it starts to slow down again. anyhow horses for courses.
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
     
  3. strangeirish's Avatar

    strangeirish said:
    Just buy a new one.
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
     
  4. paul_oshea said:
    ya strangeirish good thinking, very good idea.

    dred ill buy yours off you to help you on your way, #150
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
     
  5. Lionel Ritchie's Avatar

    Lionel Ritchie said:
    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea
    im telilng ye again, formatting is far quicker than defragmenting and you will be suprised how much sh1te you pick up over the 2 years that you never hardly used and never will again.

    defragmenting works for about a week or two and after that it starts to slow down again. anyhow horses for courses.
    Paul that's plain silly -formatting is basically giving the machine a labotomy. it means EVERYTHING has to be re-installed because the slate has been wiped clean. You're trying to fix a cuckoo clock with a sledge-hammer mate.

    I don't know what DR uses his PC for but it's a huge amount of trouble to go to for the sake of a good clean up. I've had to format a machine once in five years -because a sound card was corrupt -and there was simply no other way -but that's the only time you format -as an absolute last resort.

    As you say-defragmenting does only work for a couple of weeks and then the machine will start to slow down again - that's why under System Tools you have "Scheduled Tasks" so you can schedule a defragment to run every week, fortnight, month whatever. (I defrag every fortnight and let the machine run over night to do it)
    " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"
     
  6. Gareth's Avatar

    Gareth said:
    Its ok I will take his pc and fix it. That really ends all talk on thisi thread. I am muchly good at this stuff and will have it ship shape in no time. Roy. I will have your computer on Friday thanking you. I am the bestest.
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  7. Peadar's Avatar

    Peadar said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth
    I will have your computer on Friday thanking you. I am the bestest.
    Hope that rocket doesn't hurt!
    Have Boot Disk, will travel
     
  8. crc's Avatar

    crc said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red
    Gareth said he'd come over and help, but he never did because he's a flithy, camera, thieving liar
    Has anyone read 'Eats, shoots, and leaves'? I didn't know Gareth was a camera!
     
  9. Green Tribe's Avatar

    Green Tribe said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar
    Hope that rocket doesn't hurt!
    yeah, take it easy on him Drum Red....
     
  10. Drumcondra Red's Avatar

    Drumcondra Red said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth
    Its ok I will take his pc and fix it. That really ends all talk on thisi thread. I am muchly good at this stuff and will have it ship shape in no time. Roy. I will have your computer on Friday thanking you. I am the bestest.
    Now Gareth, I'll be leaving for the boozer at about quarter to seven, remember we've got a snore fest in Tolka tomorrow!!!

    I de-frigged, or whatever the hell its called, when you said it would take a while, I thought you meant about 15 minutes, not 3 1/2 hours!!!

    To answer your question, I'm not the only user so I can't just delete everything...
    Sitting pretty!!!
     
  11. Gareth's Avatar

    Gareth said:
    Drums, have passwords written out, have the box disconnected and it all depends when I get my car back from the service. If its at home when I get there I will get your pc before the game. If its not, then I need to find a car to drive to get the pc. I am doing live updates from Tolka tonight and I will attempt to fix your pc afterwards whilst you go out and have fun. If I hear mention of rockets or cameras I'll batter you. Did you forget you owed me loads of money, then halved the amount by transfering the debt to a fella who lives in oz and did you even ever pay me back?

    P.s Don't do ANYTHING to your pc. Leave it be and I'll fix it. You "fixing" it could lead to making it irrepairable
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  12. Drumcondra Red's Avatar

    Drumcondra Red said:
    I said I'd get you that money!!! Its not my fault he left the country!!! Give me a ring before anyway, let me know whats going on, just to be clear, no cables or anything needed???
    Sitting pretty!!!
     
  13. Gareth's Avatar

    Gareth said:
    No cables needed roy bar ONE power cable for the laugh of it. I will ring. Everything is in the air at the moment based on vehicle acquiring!! Then I will fix your computer. As for the money, your a bad man
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  14. paul_oshea said:
    he is a friend gareth would you not let him off???

    btw i hope you aint charging him for this.
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
     
  15. Gareth's Avatar

    Gareth said:
    As a friend, I have bought him many pints, lent him much money, allowed my gf to save his life and I am not charging him for fixing his pc. What do I get in return, a possible rocket attack!!
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  16. paul_oshea said:
    allowed my gf to save his life
    thought you were going to say something else there for a min!!!
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
     
  17. Drumcondra Red's Avatar

    Drumcondra Red said:
    Shhh Paul, he doesn't know about that!!! Gareth, I have bought you many pints in return also! Those few you buy when you're p.issed don't count, because I tell you not to buy them!
    Sitting pretty!!!
     
  18. Gareth's Avatar

    Gareth said:
    You bought me pints???????
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  19. Drumcondra Red's Avatar

    Drumcondra Red said:
    Yes, I did!!! several!!! Just because you bought me multiple pints when I got my results isn't my fault, its yours!
    Sitting pretty!!!
     
  20. Drumcondra Red's Avatar

    Drumcondra Red said:
    Ok, I'm back and faster then ever, just like Billy Whizz ('member, the beano??) anyway, cheers Gar!!!
    Sitting pretty!!!