Premiership player about to be banned!

[The Stars]

he was given a dodgy packet of fruit pastiles....not his fault,there just so tasty.

[Risteard]

Story about to break in tomorrows (poss wed's ) uk press, a player currently playing in the premiership with his new club, has just been busted for taking steroids and a lengthy bans due from the FA and UEFA.Guy is a ex Liverpool player .......watch this space

A scoop.

Fair play.

[Thomo]

ok not to name any names but i hear hes between 20-35, between 5 and 6 feet, small to medium to broad build with blonde, brown , black or no hair. am i being too specific?

[Stekelly]

ok not to name any names but i hear hes between 20-35, between 5 and 6 feet, small to medium to broad build with blonde, brown , black or no hair. am i being too specific?

I have a feeling its Abel Xavier, am I close?

[redgav]

ok not to name any names but i hear hes between 20-35, between 5 and 6 feet, small to medium to broad build with blonde, brown , black or no hair. am i being too specific?

Note the words "ex Liverpool player" in the very first post

sheesh ,whats a guy to do , gets a scoop up here , can't name names for fear of the internet police castrating me and all you get back is pedantic numptyness

[Rover 2 U]

parlez vous francaise????

Em... Isn't he Portuguese?


And the award for the worst clue of the year goes to ... !