Bloke: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Girl: "Sorry, I don't know"
Bloke: "Me either, but it breaks the ice!"
Originally Posted by blueviking1980
"I can make your <.> <.> look (o) (o)... I have small hands!"
Expect a slap sometimes though...
"I can make your boobs look big... I have small hands!"Originally Posted by Gerrit
Coz if we slapped the girls it wouldn't be our wrists the Bouncers would stamp...Originally Posted by Gerrit
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ya but did she actually get it, ive made jokes like that when i was working over there and the yanks didnt get me half the time, just laughed out of nice ness and politeness.When i met my (american) girlfriend I said "Have you any Irish in you" she said "no", I said "Do you want some?"
Cheesey I know, but i was shocked when she said "yes"!!
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
If they're still together, I'm sure she's getting "it" on regular basis now![]()
that line is literally 30+ years old. phil lynott says it before launching into "rosalie" on live and dangerous..which reminds me,its right here beside me , so il stick it on..Originally Posted by M@ttitude
Sorry to be a pr*ck but he's says it before he lauches into "Emerald" and i think i'll stick it on myselfOriginally Posted by anto eile
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you'd be better off to put it in a cd player, you might never get the glue off !Originally Posted by Anto McC
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of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.- Homer Simpson
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I have my candidate for Post of the year 2006Originally Posted by blutil
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