Best/worst chat up lines

**Maz** · 08/01/2006, 8:14 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

Pardon the pun yeah?

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Ah Sligoman you have just managed to bring this down to a whole different level....

**sligoman** · 08/01/2006, 8:16 PM

Originally Posted by Maz

Ah Sligoman you have just managed to bring this down to a whole different level....

hehe, sorry, couldn't resist

. If I didn't say it then I'm sure Hamish would have stepped in to steal it

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**Maz** · 08/01/2006, 8:20 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

hehe, sorry, couldn't resist

. If I didn't say it then I'm sure Hamish would have stepped in to steal it

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We'll never find out now!

**aido_b** · 09/01/2006, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by Dillo

There's only certain places aido where that sort of lingo would work and they're all located north of the liffey I presume. Girls who fall for such a chat up line belong to a certain section of society and they'd be p!ssing against the wind if they thought for one second they were in with a chance of getting me. I keep it strictly southside anyway when socialising in Dublin and rarely come across such birds.

you're probably right but I aint too keen on girls from the southside, they seem to spend the whole night complaining about how loud it is in clubs or how daddy only bought them one pony for christmas or how their brother Rudegar crashed daddys porsche! ah no seriously I only go for girlies that are down to earth and a bit of laugh, I've yet to find a southside girl to fulfill those wishes so I'll continue hunting on the northside! (when i get back from wolverhampton that is of course!

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**babydol** · 09/01/2006, 2:49 PM

Originally Posted by aido_b

you're probably right but I aint too keen on girls from the southside, they seem to spend the whole night complaining about how loud it is in clubs or how daddy only bought them one pony for christmas or how their brother Rudegar crashed daddys porsche! ah no seriously I only go for girlies that are down to earth and a bit of laugh, I've yet to find a southside girl to fulfill those wishes so I'll continue hunting on the northside! (when i get back from wolverhampton that is of course!

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I'm only a little insulted!

**Risteard** · 09/01/2006, 2:54 PM

Gissa kiss.

**hamish** · 09/01/2006, 3:10 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

hehe, sorry, couldn't resist: If I didn't say it then I'm sure Hamish would have stepped in to steal it:

Hey hey - how is it whenever there's filth being thrown around my name is always dragged into it.

**sligoman** · 09/01/2006, 5:16 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Hey hey - how is it whenever there's filth being thrown around my name is always dragged into it

I wonder?

. Maybe it's just the reputation you have built for yourself

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**blueviking1980** · 09/01/2006, 5:29 PM

"I can make your <.> <.> look (o) (o)... I have small hands!"

Expect a slap sometimes though...

**Dillo** · 09/01/2006, 6:20 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

Pardon the pun yeah?

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I like it!!

**hamish** · 09/01/2006, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

I wonder?Maybe it's just the reputation you have built for yourself:

Moi

??? Purity personified I am.

**Gerrit** · 09/01/2006, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by blueviking1980

"I can make your <.> <.> look (o) (o)... I have small hands!"

Expect a slap sometimes though...

I don't get it

Actually, why don't the girls make some effords themselves and come to us with a good opener? Why do we always have to make a fool out of ourselves and risk a slap?

**strangeirish** · 10/01/2006, 3:14 PM

Bird: Do you come here often?
Me: No. I always have this look on my face.

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Originally Posted by Gerrit

Actually, why don't the girls make some effords themselves and come to us with a good opener? Why do we always have to make a fool out of ourselves and risk a slap?

**paul_oshea** · 10/01/2006, 3:17 PM

Bird: Do you come here often?

try:

No, but ive been trying for the last hour.

or

bird: did you come here with anybody?

same as above line.

**FarBeag** · 10/01/2006, 5:40 PM

Here is a few.Not great maybe.

Bloke...Is that a ladder on your tights? or a stairway to heaven?

Bloke..Your Daddy must be a baker 'cause you have a nice set of buns'

Bloke...My name is.....That's so you know what to scream

Bloke..I like every muscle on your body, especially mine

Bloke..Is your father a cement mixer? because you sure make me hard.

Bloke..Sit on my face and i will guess your weight.

**Gerrit** · 10/01/2006, 7:27 PM

Originally Posted by FarBeag

Here is a few.Not great maybe.

Bloke...Is that a ladder on your tights? or a stairway to heaven?

Bloke..Your Daddy must be a baker 'cause you have a nice set of buns'

Bloke...My name is.....That's so you know what to scream

Bloke..I like every muscle on your body, especially mine

Bloke..Is your father a cement mixer? because you sure make me hard.

Bloke..Sit on my face and i will guess your weight.

Prepare for her right hand

The tights one would have been useful if I'd had read it before last saturday night

**anto eile** · 10/01/2006, 8:16 PM

"james blunt wrote a song about you--you're beautiful!"

cheesy opening lines DO work, well, more often than you'd think. but you cant take yourself seriously when you're saying them. actually not taking yourself serioulsy at all is a big help. make her laugh and you're halfway there

Originally Posted by Dillo

There's only certain places aido where that sort of lingo would work and they're all located north of the liffey I presume. Girls who fall for such a chat up line belong to a certain section of society and they'd be p!ssing against the wind if they thought for one second they were in with a chance of getting me. I keep it strictly southside anyway when socialising in Dublin and rarely come across such birds.

la-de-feckin-da!

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

me: fat penguins!!!
bird: wha?
me: break the ice!!!!

some thickies dont get it and just look at ye, but usually they do and it works.

or else get a glass of ice and go over to a girls table.smash the ice and go "howya girls , im just breaking the ice!"

**Gerrit** · 10/01/2006, 8:56 PM

Originally Posted by anto eile

"james blunt wrote a song about you--you're beautiful!"

cheesy opening lines DO work, well, more often than you'd think. but you cant take yourself seriously when you're saying them. actually not taking yourself serioulsy at all is a big help. make her laugh and you're halfway there

But you do want one with a good taste, don't you? Do you really want to date someone that likes James Blunt?

My problem with the whole concept of flirting and 'opening sentences' is that I'd present someone that is not the real me. I'd rather have a serious conversation first, before you realise humor comes into play in a natural way, if you get along well that is.

**Anto McC** · 10/01/2006, 9:31 PM

Domestos...kills 99% of all known germs!.................Sorry,wrong thread

**M@ttitude** · 10/01/2006, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by blutil

me: Is your father in prison ?
Girl: No, why ?
me: coz you look like a knacker !

Ha, thats gas.. Ill use that one

When i met my (american) girlfriend I said "Have you any Irish in you" she said "no", I said "Do you want some?"

Cheesey I know, but i was shocked when she said "yes"!!