Best way to get rid of ugly birds?

[the 12 th man]

Give us something different to talk about for a change.
Heard this one the other day.
I was sitting down in the pub when this ugly red head came up to me and started chating to me.Before it got to far I decide it was time to get rid of her.She was wearing glasses so this is what i said.
Me-God you look really intellegent,do you read much?
Her-Ya I read loads,I have all my life.
Me-Have you read(RED) Pubes?
Girl gets up and leaves in tears....

This is not Meant to offend any red heads and no red heads were harmed in the making of this conversation.

Anyone else have any good stories?

There are some stunning looking red haired women out there,open up your eyes

[The Stars]

I know there are....its just a story....It wouldnt really be the same if it was a Blonde,would it?