Best way to get rid of ugly birds?

[drinkfeckarse]

Probably never even been approached by a gril

.....or a girl for that matter

[sligoman]

Not sure he'd ever want to be!

I was waiting for someone to pick up on that , Should have known it would be Peadar

[paul_oshea]

sligoman do you not like peadar?

[finlma]

.....or a girl for that matter

I meant oven....I mean girl.

My second finger can't keep up with the thrid.... I mean third.

[Drumcondra Red]

Thats a good one alright - though one question - why didnt he just shag her for the laugh

Sure if she's not the may west it counts as training, or sparring to some people!!! That right Cosmo???

But seriously if a wreck tries it on, you just say; "Sorry I couldn't, my friends being talking about you and checking you out all night, maybe you could go over and say hello???" Works a treat!

[paul_oshea]

"But seriously if a wreck tries it on, you just say; "Sorry I couldn't, my friends being talking about you and checking you out all night, maybe you could go over and say hello???" Works a treat!"

i just usually show them a picture of you or tell them that your my best d red

[Peadar]

or tell them that your my best d red

Tell them that he's your best what, Paul???

[Drumcondra Red]

No point in showing the a picture of me... theat'll only get them excited and they'll hop you, honestly!

[paul_oshea]

friend pa burke¬!!!

[sligoman]

sligoman do you not like peadar?

No comment, cos I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I dont

[Peadar]

I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I dont

That's a consequence of being born in Sligo!
Don't worry sligoman, I'm not ginger.

[Green Army Girl]

Lads be honest as if none of you have ever been wit a minger, sure we all have its part of growing up Ive had a few (1 or 2!) but the minging ones are always the ones wit all the charm

[finlma]

Ah yes...the ones where you wake up in the morning and quickly tell the bird beside you that you have a soccer match at 11 so she better leave cause you have to get ready. Works a treat.

[anto1208]

Lads be honest as if none of you have ever been wit a minger, sure we all have its part of growing up Ive had a few (1 or 2!) but the minging ones are always the ones wit all the charm

a the old " quater to 2 you'll do " birds .


best way to loose a bird in a club is when she is talking to you just say excuse me i just have to go over here , and walk about 5 feet the stop and stare ahead , she'll be left standing there like a tw at and she'll soon jog on .

[paul_oshea]

"but the minging ones are always the ones wit all the charm"

thanks, i know i do, and thats why i get all the fit birds...

[Green Army Girl]

As Homer said three simple words "i am gay" and im sure your not minging Paul cos your defo not the charmer, only joking your a Mayo stud.

[paul_oshea]

im not from mayo!!! im from roscommon, but you got the second part right i am a stud. i was only being modest the last post and didnt want to hurt the other lads feelings on the board!!

[onenilgameover]

Just starting jumping up and down like some freakin ape-man from a zoo where the mis-treat the animals....only the really ugly birds will stay then and really you'd have to get up on em ape-style for their sheer perseverance.

[ccfcgirl]

What ever happened to nice personality and forget about the looks............

[Thunderblaster]

Another ways of shifting an ugly crow away from the scene is quite popular in Zamunda (ask Eddie Murphy).

Man: Bark like a dog!

Crow: Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Man: A big dog!

Crow: Woof, woof, woof, woof!

Man: Make the noise of an orang utan!

Crow: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Man: Hop on one leg!

Crow: (hops on one leg and hops away) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Try that some Saturday night!