Anyone hear that Glasgow Rangers are getting a new club sponsor?
It's Tampax. They reckon they're going through a very bad period!
Murphy Out Now!!
Big Ian Paisley was driving his car down the road, he lost control of it and crashed into a lamp-post sending Ian into a 10 year coma.
Amazingly after 10 years he woke up only to find Ian Jnr at his side. He glanced around the room to see that it was in fact 2012. He asked Ian Jnr what had happened in the ten years that he was in a coma.
Ian Jnr responded: "Well Daddy, I have the good news and the bad news, which do you want first?"
Ian wanted the bas news first. "Well Daddy, I dont know how to put this, but we are living in a United 32 County Ireland."
Ian was in shock, he asked for the good news. "Well Daddy Rangers beat Celtic, the score was 3-14 to 1-12"
Oh no not them again
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