QuoteShiver me timbers! its not talk like a pirate day again?....it seems to come round quicker every year!
Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Avast me harties
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Shiver me timbers! its not talk like a pirate day again?....it seems to come round quicker every year!
this is a arrrrrrrrrrrrible idea
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH!
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!
what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr
why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!
“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.” - Sid Waddell
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This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
Arrr ...I dunno what I'm doin....
" I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"
What do u get when u cross an L.A. hooker with a pirate?
ARRRRRRRR Kelly!
You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
The plank is being prepared for you sonny lad.Originally Posted by pedro
MOT
i like cornflakes in the morning........
you forgot to say arrr!!!
Bloody James Flint
Arrrrrrrr!
“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.” - Sid Waddell
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Dirty Harry Roberts
Finn Harps Dot Com
www.finnharps.com
Arrrrr shiver me timbers it's Iron Tom Roberts !!!
Irish by birth ,Harps by the grace of god.
Captain Jack Rackham.......Arrrrrrrrrrrrr
"At the age of twelve, my ambition was to become a gangster. To be a wiseguy was better than being President of the United States. To be a wiseguy was to own the world." - Henry Hill
Avast, 'tis Mad Harry Read.
Arrrr!
That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!
Captain Bess Kid
Bloodthirsty Scurvy Morgan
MOT
harr,,
shiver me timbers, my name is Red William Read.
string em up by them there gallows
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