The Marriage Test

**carrickharp** · 09/09/2005, 7:47 AM

I was sent this story recently .
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?

She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

**Drumcondra Red** · 09/09/2005, 8:48 AM

True story? That usually means its not, I got the e-mail but it said mother in law rather then younger sister!!!

I enjoy these funny stories so keep posting!!!

**paul_oshea** · 09/09/2005, 9:52 AM

thats fooken ancient might as well put in one that is recent!!!

**Macy** · 09/09/2005, 9:54 AM

Off topic jokes - for people who didn't have email 6 years ago....

**tiktok** · 09/09/2005, 10:30 AM

There's actually a (sort of) detective agency in the States where women can hire hotties to hit on their fellas to see if they'd cheat.
They're very popular.

**Macy** · 09/09/2005, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by tiktok

They're very popular.

With who?

If they need to hire them then they shouldn't be married. And if the husband finds out, and refused the girl, then the wife should be sent to dumpsville straight away.

**tiktok** · 09/09/2005, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by Macy

With who?

paranoid ugly girls going out with guys too good for them

**Macy** · 09/09/2005, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by tiktok

paranoid ugly girls going out with guys too good for them

Well at least the husbands get to shag a fit bird before they hit the singles bars...

**paul_oshea** · 09/09/2005, 11:14 AM

i doubt they shag them too, thats the difference.

but what a kiss is cheating is it? sure you might just give a friendly peck.

**Aldini98** · 09/09/2005, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red

True story? That usually means its not, I got the e-mail but it said mother in law rather then younger sister!!!

I enjoy these funny stories so keep posting!!!

Born yesterday?

**carrickharp** · 09/09/2005, 11:43 AM

I might, might not have seen that story years ago, so what, but most stories/jokes that are posted up here someone butts in with "that's ancient" what’s ancient to some could be new to others. Rant over.

**Drumcondra Red** · 09/09/2005, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by Aldini98

Born yesterday?

WTF is that suposed to mean???

Originally Posted by dublinharp

I might, might not have seen that story years ago, so what, but most stories/jokes that are posted up here someone butts in with "that's ancient" what’s ancient to some could be new to others. Rant over.

Thats my point too dublinharp!

**paul_oshea** · 09/09/2005, 12:37 PM

you didnt make a point D RED!!

**Macy** · 09/09/2005, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by dublinharp

I might, might not have seen that story years ago, so what, but most stories/jokes that are posted up here someone butts in with "that's ancient" what’s ancient to some could be new to others. Rant over.

So yeah, you've seen all these "true stories" before then too...