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    Talking Cameron Diaz refuses to satisfy dying boy




    Actress Cameron Diaz is threated with a lawsuit by the parents of a terminal ill teenage boy. The boy, who will die one of the coming days, requested a blowjob by Cameron Diaz as last wish. The actress refused to perform the duty, and this is not pleasing the parents of the dying kid. The parents are considering a lawsuit...


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    Jeez that kid has some smug look on his face...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerrit
    The parents are considering a lawsuit...
    What kind of weird parents are they? How the fcuk could they possibly win this case? . Idiots!
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    Respect for the kids bottle though

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    I'd say it's a spoof.
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    Clever little ****er isnt he

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    Jeesis! Only the Dutch ha?

    Best of luck to the kid
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    i think the kid's blown any chance he has by the threat of a court case

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    i dont think diaz would go down if there was any court case anyway

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    Would submissions be written or oral?


    btw it's nearly as old as the "Iraq footballer that signs for Rovers" one....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macy
    Would submissions be written or oral?


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    Definitely a hand-job

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    lads i was crack one about the lad wanting to come and go at the same time ...and as it appears to be a spoof ..how bad.
    " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"

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