Sex It Up

**padjoe** · 28/08/2005, 6:33 PM

lads i write a relationship column for a newspaper in the states but im starting to run out of ideas. anyone have any ideas that i can use for my own.
So far i've written about casual relationships. if your interested in seeing if im serious or not go to http://www.canyon-news.com/artman/pu...ticle_3402.php
any help at all would be great. be it serious or p!ss take

**Green Tribe** · 28/08/2005, 8:44 PM

Are you Carrie from Sex and the City?

**padjoe** · 28/08/2005, 9:51 PM

Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

Are you Carrie from Sex and the City?

well kind of and before you ask I am no sex expert nor have I a PHD in relationships but this is a Carrie Bradshaw-esque column but without the high heels and short skirts. Well I won�t be wearing any short skirts or high heels. I am trying to write my way into a job in america and so i'm giving a male�s insight, mine, into relationships. To set the record straight, I am in no way a casanova but I do fall somewhere between those who dance desperately to the lads who pull regularly

**superfrank** · 28/08/2005, 10:34 PM

So people in LA are just desperate for sex tips?

**padjoe** · 28/08/2005, 10:44 PM

nope im desperate for a job. and seeing as every other outlet in the paper is taken i have to turn to this and a music column!! its the luck of the draw for me at least.

**Troy.McClure** · 28/08/2005, 11:27 PM

Why dont you bring your irish-ness into play? Talk about the differences between the US and 'ol' catholic emerald isle'? Does the 'out of town' effect work for you?

**sligoman** · 29/08/2005, 1:33 PM

How much do we get for contributing to it?

**patsh** · 29/08/2005, 2:41 PM

Why don't you get some of those "the difference between men and women" emails, and turn them into a column?
Americans don't seem to get irony, so they may think you're giving some deep, psychological insights!

**Cosmo** · 29/08/2005, 2:56 PM

Originally Posted by padjoe

lads i write a relationship column for a newspaper in the states but im starting to run out of ideas. anyone have any ideas that i can use for my own.
So far i've written about casual relationships. if your interested in seeing if im serious or not go to http://www.canyon-news.com/artman/pu...ticle_3402.php
any help at all would be great. be it serious or p!ss take

On this subject, I presume alot of blokes on here get accused of 'bottling things up' by their birds

?

Thankfully I dont have a girlfriend (who'd put up with me

) but was having a conversation today with some doll ive been with a few times and she accused me of 'bottling things up'!

Like what the f**k is that about? Just cos I dont want to talk about gay stuff like describing her in one word earlier on today, like what kind of f**king question is that to ask a bloke and she's now said i bottle things up cos i couldnt describe her in one word? (truthfully I should have said 'annoying'

).

Any suggestions on what I should say to make it look like im one of these new age guys that can bluff about their feelings (like I can talk about my feelings but that would get me in trouble eg the 'annoying' description

)

**padjoe** · 29/08/2005, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

How much do we get for contributing to it?

you can come stay with me in my beverley hills apartment any time your in america deal?

**sligoman** · 29/08/2005, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by padjoe

you can come stay with me in my beverley hills apartment any time your in america deal?

, I'd have to meet ya first

.

**padjoe** · 29/08/2005, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

, I'd have to meet ya first

.

er not a bother chief!this time next year i'l be a millionaire

**Fair_play_boy** · 29/08/2005, 11:38 PM

What about writing about the growing equality in social and emotional roles in the home, and how these get skewed when she gets a higher paying job, or he must quit his job when head office moves her to another city?
Or, the psychology of the raised toilet seat, and 1001 other things that annoy her?
Or the phenomenon of the Totty Watch thread on this message board?

**padjoe** · 29/08/2005, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by Fair_play_boy

What about writing about the growing equality in social and emotional roles in the home, and how these get skewed when she gets a higher paying job, or he must quit his job when head office moves her to another city?
Or, the psychology of the raised toilet seat, and 1001 other things that annoy her?
Or the phenomenon of the Totty Watch thread on this message board?

about time. finally something constructive and something i can use. i got helpabove but this helps keep the ideas coming. aido b if your out there this is your area of expertise, so ive heard

**Green Tribe** · 30/08/2005, 6:21 PM

Originally Posted by Fair_play_boy

Or the phenomenon of the Totty Watch thread on this message board?

you're just jealous FPB about our totty thread!!!

**Green Tribe** · 30/08/2005, 6:23 PM

Originally Posted by Cosmo

Thankfully I dont have a girlfriend (who'd put up with me

) but was having a conversation today with some doll ive been with a few times and she accused me of 'bottling things up'!

)

is that the one you've been riding for half a century??

**paul_oshea** · 31/08/2005, 9:27 AM

is that the one you've been riding for half a century??

fair play kt, ye gotta love it, subtle as ever

**aido_b** · 31/08/2005, 9:44 AM

Originally Posted by padjoe

about time. finally something constructive and something i can use. i got helpabove but this helps keep the ideas coming. aido b if your out there this is your area of expertise, so ive heard

PJ how the hell are ya? sorry for not replying earlier was away for a while, looks like you're a genuine Carrie Bradshaw there buddy!

Just look back on all the fun and frolics in college last year and write about them!

I've just realised why ya texted me asking my opinion on casual relationships as well! here was me thinking there was trouble in paradise!