Quotesee a good loking girl, tell her mate "if your friend there wants to buy me a drink i wouldnt say no"
didnt work last night,but funny nonetheless
ya I am!!!!
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
see a good loking girl, tell her mate "if your friend there wants to buy me a drink i wouldnt say no"
didnt work last night,but funny nonetheless
NEVER used these, but have heard them in action...
(Beckons finger to girl)... Come here! Ive made you come with my little finger. Imagine what i could do with the rest of my body!
Thats a nice dress but it would look even better on my bedroom floor!
Sit down on my knee, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Bloke: Fancy a Drink/Dance
Girl: No
Bloke: Well get your lead and go home ye dog
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