Whats your best/worst chat up line?

**exile** · 31/08/2005, 10:34 AM

im not great boyfriend material but im a good laugh simple but brutaly honest works everytime

**paul_oshea** · 31/08/2005, 11:03 AM

howareye girls, any craic?

breaks teh ice everytime, so long as you go in with a big smile and laughing.

**aido_b** · 31/08/2005, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red

3 simple words lads; the high five!!! Great ice breaking because whether they admit it or not, chicks dig high 5's, Gareth back me up on this one, will you!?!

You're dead right buddy, one should never under estimate the power of the high 5!

**Gareth** · 31/08/2005, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red

3 simple words lads; the high five!!! Great ice breaking because whether they admit it or not, chicks dig high 5's, Gareth back me up on this one, will you!?!

After extensive study into the "High Five" I would have to decline to agree. The reason a girl will high five you is:

1) The suddenness of the request will cause a instinctual reaction.
2) If you have your hand raised and are shouting at a woman, High Five, she'll high five out of worry and fear as your hand could as easy strike her.

Girls don't want to p1ss off a drunk lad charging at her with his hand in the air shouting a slurred "High Five". I also asked a number of "ladies" and they said fear and the hope the high five would satisfy the bloke so they will leave them alone would be the reason for the "High Five" getting a high five back!!

I am sorry Roy.

**Drumcondra Red** · 31/08/2005, 12:19 PM

I have proven this to you time and time again Gareth, its the only way to break the ice with the ladies, and you used agree with me until your bird polluted you mind, you should be banned from this thread!!!

**aido_b** · 31/08/2005, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Gareth

After extensive study into the "High Five" I would have to decline to agree. The reason a girl will high five you is:

1) The suddenness of the request will cause a instinctual reaction.
2) If you have your hand raised and are shouting at a woman, High Five, she'll high five out of worry and fear as your hand could as easy strike her.

Girls don't want to p1ss off a drunk lad charging at her with his hand in the air shouting a slurred "High Five". I also asked a number of "ladies" and they said fear and the hope the high five would satisfy the bloke so they will leave them alone would be the reason for the "High Five" getting a high five back!!

I am sorry Roy.

I'm in agreement with Drum Red, the legendary act that is "the high five" has worked quite well for me in previous occasions because if you high five a girl as she passes you in a club you'va already broken the ice. She'll remember you and as long as she doesn't see you high five slutting with loads of other girlies then she may well consider you one night stand material!

**Gareth** · 31/08/2005, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red

I have proven this to you time and time again Gareth, its the only way to break the ice with the ladies, and you used agree with me until your bird polluted you mind, you should be banned from this thread!!!

My bird saved your life, so she did

On a chat up line, my friend on discovering a juzzucci in the house we were in, approached a girl and asked her "How r' ya fixed for a bit of juccuzzi". To which she replyed, "Wha, r ya gonna fart in the bath huh?".

She was classy.

**anto eile** · 31/08/2005, 1:05 PM

Originally Posted by Sliog�n D�ite

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

or

"Oh, sh!t! I've lost my phone number. Can I've yours?"

the chat up lines are all terrible.some are funny admittedly, but none could actualy be used in real life

NB sliogain d�ite- you do know thats not the irish for shels dont you?

**Troy.McClure** · 31/08/2005, 1:12 PM

Mmm, Hi5 girls

**Sliog�n D�ite** · 31/08/2005, 1:18 PM

Yeah I know anto eile, the Irish is S�ol na mBrionn or something.
Sliog�n D�ite is supposed to mean 'burnt shell'.

**Pauro 76** · 31/08/2005, 4:59 PM

actually another point about girlfriends, why is it that if they have a fitter friend, they sometimes seem to fancy you? but if you were unattached, you wouldnt have a chance with the same girl?

**Green Tribe** · 31/08/2005, 10:08 PM

any other girls about to die laughing etc etc....

OMG!!!!!!!!!

**Anto McC** · 31/08/2005, 10:13 PM

It's the first time i've entered this thread and don't wan to go through the whole thing but please tell me Roy isn't going on about the High 5 thing again

**CollegeTillIDie** · 31/08/2005, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

actually another point about girlfriends, why is it that if they have a fitter friend, they sometimes seem to fancy you? but if you were unattached, you wouldnt have a chance with the same girl?

Because it's all about the logic... there isn't any there.....

**CollegeTillIDie** · 31/08/2005, 10:20 PM

This was supposedly a Kerry marriage proposal half a century or so ago.

He says to her..." How would you like to be buried with my people?"

**carrickharp** · 02/09/2005, 7:43 AM

http://www.davesdaily.com/funpages/p...ines_06-05.htm

**green army** · 03/09/2005, 4:53 PM

i got this as an email a while back.

Male comebacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines ....

Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat sl*t.

Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - There's no need to get on your knees and s**k on my c**k just yet, we've only just met!!!

Man - Your place or mine?
Woman - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man - That's cool, cause after I'm done sha**ing you in the back of my car, I don't give a s**t where you go!

Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Man - That explains the moustache then!

Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman - Unfertilised.
Man - No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

Man - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman - But would you stay there?
Man - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

and this is the best...........

Man - You're pretty
Woman - **** off.
Man - Don't interrupt, you're pretty ugly, you fat b****h

**paul_oshea** · 03/09/2005, 7:25 PM

that last one isnt nice!!! i remember this really lovely looking girl at a bar in galway once, and i thought ah **** it ill go up and take the **** and insult her as she seemed really up herself, she was completely different to what i thought but i started saying stuff like the last thing above, and once i started i couldnt stop, and lets just say 10 mins later she ran off crying out of the bar. she was actually being really friendly but i just kept going on.

SO NO DONT use those lines they are just mean!

**sligoman** · 03/09/2005, 9:30 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

that last one isnt nice!!! i remember this really lovely looking girl at a bar in galway once, and i thought ah **** it ill go up and take the **** and insult her as she seemed really up herself, she was completely different to what i thought but i started saying stuff like the last thing above, and once i started i couldnt stop, and lets just say 10 mins later she ran off crying out of the bar. she was actually being really friendly but i just kept going on.

Wow! You sound nice