Whats your best/worst chat up line?

**sligoman** · 30/08/2005, 12:21 AM

Ye've probably heard it before but: I'm not Fred Flintstone but I bet I could make your bed rock

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**Pauro 76** · 30/08/2005, 3:21 PM

Worst one ive used... I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

cheesy, but the best comeback ive heard from one (used by myself)..

Asked some lass havent I seen you on a cover of a magazine recently? Knew it was cheesy but said it for a laugh anyway, she looked at me with a face like sour milk, and told me to rather charmingly f*ck off back to your own country or something. Said back to her, ah yes Canine Weekly thats the one!

**paul_oshea** · 30/08/2005, 3:37 PM

quality response.

i met this afrikans girl before and i said to her i love south african pool rules. she got it and laughed straight away broke the ice.

i would like to point out that it was only a joke btw.

**Peadar** · 30/08/2005, 3:44 PM

Not a chat up line but, I was in the Barge in Dublin a few years ago and a girl asked me to cut down a balloon which was part of some promotion. I did, she thanked me and asked if she could buy me a drink. I said "my girlfriend is at the bar getting me a drink right now." With that she grabbed onto me and started kissing me. Think women like the idea of stealing another womans man or something.

One of the funniest I've heard used successfully was a mate in college saying to a girl, "Didn't you used to pal around with Laura" (his girlfriend when he was 12)?
"Yeah", she replied.
"Wow, you've got such a better body than her now. Wanna go back to mine?"
She got her coat and dragged him out the door.

I guess it's one of those, you had to be there, stories.

**paul_oshea** · 30/08/2005, 3:47 PM

ya i think that is one of those sorta stories or im just a bit slow.

my missus says that birds do get some sorta kick out of that alright.

but are you sure you didnt kiss her and just tell your "girlfriend" that she kissed you.

**Peadar** · 30/08/2005, 3:51 PM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

but are you sure you didnt kiss her and just tell your "girlfriend" that she kissed you.

I'm not joking you, anytime I was out with her, I used to have women trying it on. Remember being in a club once carrying two pints from the bar when a girl bumped into me and spilled some drink on my arms. I was wearing a short sleeved shirt so it was no big deal. By way of apologising, she licked the beer off my arm. There was nearly blood spilt that night!

The trouble I used to get in.
You'd think it was my fault or something.

**paul_oshea** · 30/08/2005, 4:04 PM

it always happens though when you are giong out with someone its like the cat instinct they can smell other cat on you.seriouslly.

im sure it wasnt your fault zalright

**Green Tribe** · 30/08/2005, 6:13 PM

Stop scaring the female population........

**Peadar** · 31/08/2005, 8:34 AM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

im sure it wasnt your fault zalright

To be fair, she used to get plenty attention from guys as well.

I think most Irish guys and girls don't need chat up lines because we usually have no problem chatting.
The number of dating agencies, websites, speed dating nights etc. worries me though. Are we losing our ability to meet and talk to people in the traditional social scenes?

**Gareth** · 31/08/2005, 9:16 AM

Haha Peadar, clearly you are just too hot for your own good? But there is an element of truth in that, when you are with someone you seem to have more advances. I have a theory based on evenings of drinking chat with mates over this very point.

Basically when you are with someone, you are not as desparate as when you are single, so you'll seem more relaxed. You also have the added factor that if some girl is going out with you, the girl might think you might know a thing or two or your just normal enough to have a girl go out with you. Add to the fact that normally you don't have to follow thru on convo's with girls chatting with you or even looking over cos you mention I have a gf at some point so therefore alot of mere chats will form into your mind as I could of kissed her...

Then there is the fact some girls are just a bit evil when it comes to hunting other girls bfs, and getting something they cant have.

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Worst chatup line I EVER heard was something I saw in action and working EVERY time. Basically you walk up to a girl not dancing and say "Nobody leaves baby in the corner". Apparently its a famous line in Dirty Dancing. When we heard this line (told to us by a girl) we laughed and laughed at its utter crapness, until she made three of the lads use it. Each time the girl targeted laughed and start chatting to the bloke. It highlighted two things to me. Chatup lines are utterly terrible and girls are strange.

**Peadar** · 31/08/2005, 9:28 AM

Originally Posted by Gareth

Basically when you are with someone, you are not as desparate as when you are single, so you'll seem more relaxed.

I think that certainly has a lot to do with it.

There are loads of evil women out there though.
I'm gone beyond being shocked by what some women will do.

**Gareth** · 31/08/2005, 9:41 AM

Peadar, somewhat enviously curious at what evil women have done to you , seeing as you have described being set up by a over happy balloon bearer, and licked by a pint spilling lady!!!

**Peadar** · 31/08/2005, 9:50 AM

Originally Posted by Gareth

Peadar, somewhat enviously curious at what evil women have done to you...

Maybe I'll tell you over a pint sometime.
Typically just women conspiring against one another.

**aido_b** · 31/08/2005, 9:51 AM

We made one of my pals use a couple of chat up lines in a pub one night for the laugh. We gave him the two ...

"Go get your coat you've pulled" and "Theres 20p go phone your ma and tell her ya won't be home tonight"

Now my mate was ****ed as a fart and he was only too happy to try chat up girls with these cheesy lines. Well anyways he strolled up to this stunner and said, "Theres 20p, go get your coat"

He'd mixed the two up and the girl and all of her friends and of course us as well all ****ed ourselves laughing at him!

**Ash** · 31/08/2005, 9:52 AM

Not that I can really remember, cos I was fairly drunk, but my girlfriend
assures me that my "chat up line" so to speak was strolling up to her at
the end of the nite club and asking her to mind my jacket while I went
off for a pee!

**Dawn_Run** · 31/08/2005, 9:55 AM

"My watch is psycic !! "
"How so?"
"It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear......oh no...sorry...its ten mins fast!!"

Works every time

**paul_oshea** · 31/08/2005, 9:58 AM

He'd mixed the two up and the girl and all of her friends and of course us as well all ****ed ourselves laughing at him!

wouldnt ye think he would have given her the extra 80p the cheap *******.

but ye know that could be a knew one, as so many women put their coats in now.

**paul_oshea** · 31/08/2005, 10:00 AM

"My watch is psycic !! "

i think that would be better with, "my watch is fast i think"
because she is more likely to reply with
"is it" rather than how come for the above. then change the last line.

**Dawn_Run** · 31/08/2005, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

i think that would be better with, "my watch is fast i think"
because she is more likely to reply with
"is it" rather than how come for the above. then change the last line.

3 out of 4 people prefer Tayto, but...

**Drumcondra Red** · 31/08/2005, 10:04 AM

3 simple words lads; the high five!!! Great ice breaking because whether they admit it or not, chicks dig high 5's, Gareth back me up on this one, will you!?!