Did you notice that they refer to Duff as "Downing" at the end?!!
I presume they're unlikely to go head to head in September though. In September I expect these stats:
Minutes on Pitch: Duff 93 Pires 0
Goals: Duff 1 Pires 0
Assists: Duff 1 Pires 0
Sulky Tantrums: Duff 1 Pires 7
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