Cheesiest tune ever ?!?!?

**aido_b** · 05/08/2005, 2:55 PM

Im just wondering what everyone elses cheesiest song ever is,

I've gotta go with Ace Of Base - All that she wants!

What a tune!

**fosterdollar** · 05/08/2005, 2:57 PM

Pretty much ANY Bon Jovi track. Schlock Rock at it most atrocious. Then there's Chesney Gawk as well...

**Anto McC** · 05/08/2005, 3:01 PM

Rick Astley

**tiktok** · 05/08/2005, 3:23 PM

Copacabana - Barry Manilow

**the 12 th man** · 05/08/2005, 3:40 PM

"save your love my darling": Renee & Renato......truely absolutely awful....

**sylvo** · 05/08/2005, 4:02 PM

Originally Posted by aido_b

Im just wondering what everyone elses cheesiest song ever is,

I've gotta go with Ace Of Base - All that she wants!

What a tune!

When we played Latvia and Lithuania back in 93 that was the only song they had in english playing in the bars and clubs, we heard it morning noon and night.

Every time it came on a chant of ''one song in Riga, there's only one song in Riga'' would start.

**sylvo** · 05/08/2005, 4:03 PM

Love is all around by Wet wet wet, and Bryan Adams everything I do I do it for you.

**ken foree** · 05/08/2005, 4:12 PM

'this is how we do it' by montell jordan is the fromage du r&b

**aido_b** · 05/08/2005, 4:13 PM

C'est La Vie by Bewitched, a timeless classic!

**the 12 th man** · 05/08/2005, 4:15 PM

Originally Posted by sylvo

and Bryan Adams everything I do I do it for you.

No 1 for about 42 weeks ..........played to death

**sylvo** · 05/08/2005, 4:18 PM

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

"save your love my darling": Renee & Renato......truely absolutely awful....

There was a tune, old Reato now he was the real walrus of luuurve.

On the same vien 12th, what about Glen Maderos ''nothing's going to change my love for you''. By god that song was never off the radio, nearly done an Eric Cantona on me gettho blaster once when that came on because I just couldn't take anymore.

**the 12 th man** · 05/08/2005, 4:30 PM

Originally Posted by sylvo

what about Glen Maderos ''nothing's going to change my love for you''.

really sorry I entered this thread now

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A guy can only take so much punishment...............

**Pauro 76** · 05/08/2005, 4:37 PM

MC Hammer 'U Cant Touch This'
anything by David Hasselhoff...
Tony Christie 'Amarilo'
Wham 'Wake Me up before you go go...'

**sylvo** · 05/08/2005, 4:53 PM

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

really sorry I entered this thread now

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A guy can only take so much punishment...............

At least 12th now we have talk radio programes so I guess songs of these high standard

you can pretty much never have to hear them on the radio over and over again like the way it used to be.

THANK GOD.

**thejollyrodger** · 05/08/2005, 5:27 PM

that STUPID tune in Steaua's stadium

**the 12 th man** · 05/08/2005, 6:36 PM

Originally Posted by sylvo

At least 12th now we have talk radio programes so I guess songs of these high standard

you can pretty much never have to hear them on the radio over and over again like the way it used to be.

THANK GOD.

and so say all of us Sylvo.............now just wait for "Mr O'B" to wade in with
"Pats firm favourites" from way back when......................

**Tony Montana** · 05/08/2005, 7:31 PM

Originally Posted by thejollyrodger

that STUPID tune in Steaua's stadium

Quality!!!!

**Gerrit** · 05/08/2005, 8:05 PM

Before me answering, what exactly do you understand in "cheesy" ?? I mean, it almost has a rather ridiculising undertone...

**hamish** · 05/08/2005, 10:39 PM

Has to be the Macarena.

Here's another version - same tune.

Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alone
Feelin' kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse, it's the one with Sharon Stone
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

I go a little faster and it's feelin' kinda nice
Once just ain't enough, so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey, I can give you good advice
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline
Laying down a towel so I keep the carpet clean
Never shake my hand 'cos you don't know where it's been
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I cannot leave the car 'cos I'm sticking to the seat
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomater
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard, shakin' bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and it's mayonnaise I'm makin'
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is achin'
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata.

Now, THAT's cheesy.

There a recorded version somewhere - I'll post it if I find it.