Cheesiest tune ever ?!?!?

**superfrank** · 06/08/2005, 1:01 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard, shakin' bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and it's mayonnaise I'm makin'
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is achin'
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, Masturbata.

I have to change my name now!!!

**hamish** · 06/08/2005, 7:58 PM

Originally Posted by superfrank

I have to change my name now!!!

God's truth, superfrank, never thought of that when I posted.

I presumed the frank refers to frankfurters/sausage thingys???

**CollegeTillIDie** · 06/08/2005, 9:16 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

God's truth, superfrank, never thought of that when I posted.

I presumed the frank refers to frankfurters/sausage thingys???

What about the Theme from Skippy?.... 'strewth

**hamish** · 06/08/2005, 9:38 PM

Originally Posted by CollegeTillIDie

What about the Theme from Skippy?.... 'strewth

GUTY CTID - I liked Skippy

There was joke about Skippy but I'm fecked if I can remember it.

**Troy.McClure** · 06/08/2005, 10:33 PM

Barbie Girl
anything by Take That

thecorner · 07/08/2005, 5:46 PM

cheeky girls, whigfield....c'mon lads

**superfrank** · 07/08/2005, 6:51 PM

Originally Posted by sirhamish

God's truth, superfrank, never thought of that when I posted.

I presumed the frank refers to frankfurters/sausage thingys???

Frank isnt my real name anyway so there's no need to worry.......yet. I just thought of an insult for myself, look what you've done!

**hamish** · 07/08/2005, 7:58 PM

Originally Posted by superfrank

Frank isnt my real name anyway so there's no need to worry.......yet. I just thought of an insult for myself, look what you've done!

On a slightly serious note, I've lost count of the times I've been called a bad influence - even without meaning to.

**TheOwl** · 07/08/2005, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by aido_b

C'est La Vie by Bewitched, a timeless classic!

This was the first song played at half-time during Shels match with Rangers in Tranmere. It was sheer quality to Irish dance in front of the Rangers fans!

Somebody mentioned the Skippy music too, and obviously that was sung that night too when Morley scored that beautiful third goal in the second-half.

My favourite cheesy song ever though is Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler - a masterpiece of cheese - I love it.

**Lionel Ritchie** · 10/08/2005, 10:06 AM

Chris De Burghs 'Lady In Red' about the missus and just to be fair Chris De Burghs 'Blonde Hair Blue Jeans' about the Au Pair he was knobbing behind the back of the Lady in Red.