Does anyone here have a notice "Baby on Board" stuck or hanging on the back window of their car ? If they have would they please explain to me why they have it other than to announce to the world that they're fertile and have had a baby. If it's a safety announcement, do they really think that someone who is driving like a lunatic will see the sign and say "Jesus, I better slow down. There's a baby in that car. It's ok if I kill an adult by my mad driving but not a baby!".
It's to excuse their own bad driving.
Translated, it means;
"Sorry for driving even worse than usual. I'm a neurotic bitch with a baby in the back!"
Last edited by Peadar; 03/08/2005 at 3:09 PM.
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I have one and it's for the sole reason of keeping arseholes off my tail. Now I'm a decent driver if I may say so and have never had any convictions or fines. I don't dawdle but I don't excessively speed either i.e. about 80mph is enough for me on a motorway.
The one thing that gets my goat is when you get fcukin w***ers driving 5 inches off your tail light. It drives me insane because I know if I have to break, even gently, then they are going to be straight into me. Now even though I know it will be classed as their fault, it is still pig ignorent IMO.
Needless to say, I still get the occasional arsehole that's wanting to play footsie with my bumper but normally a quick one fingered salute is enough to get them to back off.
End of rant.
One reason given was to alert fire/ambulance crews, at the seen of an accident to a baby being in the car.
spot onOriginally Posted by Peadar
"If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better." Johan Cruyff
I don't think that would be any use. I'd go with Peadars suggestion. I generally stay away from baby on board drivers as they tend to be unpredictable.
Yes and that is the point of having them, so you do pull well back from them..I don't think that would be any use. I'd go with Peadars suggestion. I generally stay away from baby on board drivers as they tend to be unpredictable.
Yeah but i'd probably achieve the same if stuck "i'm a drunk driver" sticker on the back of my window.Yes and that is the point of having them, so you do pull well back from them..
No you'd be arrestedYeah but i'd probably achieve the same if stuck "i'm a drunk driver" sticker on the back of my window.
drives me completely insane. apart from being **** driving, its just downright rude. would you walk two inches behind someone going down the street? Would you ****
Like many things, the 'BABY ON BOARD' signs started off as a good thing and quickly became an annoying, gimmicky eyesore. The signs were originated in 1985 by a child-safety oriented company as a way of letting parents inform drivers around them that extra care should be taken to protect the small inhabitants within. Initially, the public reacted very favorably to the signs leading several other companies to begin marketing their own versions of the sign as well as alternative signs - it was these alternatives which would become their undoing.
In the early months of 1986, hundreds of different signs were popping up in car windows everywhere, ranging from safety warnings ('STUDENT DRIVER INSIDE') to pathetic sexual references ('IF THIS CAR IS ROCKIN' DON'T BOTHER KNOCKIN' ').
Last edited by strangeirish; 03/08/2005 at 4:13 PM.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Peadar's bitch is back, I see.........
So what are you saying ? A driver will stay on your tail if there are adults in the back seat (it's ok to crash and hurt adults) but will immediately hit the brakes and stay well back if there's a child on board ?
Naw, I'm not buying that one. That pompous sign makes me want to tailgate.
Has anyone seen the 'Babe on board' signs....
Got a present of one some time back but never put it up, however, it seems some girls put them up....
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
I think its just to let people know that there is actually a baby there, coz when the kids in the baby seat you barely notice them there. And for what Peadar and Eanna said tailgating is annoying as fcuk and the sticker actually does go along way to dissuade people from tailgating. Owlsfan would you cop on to yourself - its a STICKER FFS.
So you're obviously one of those arsehole pig ignorant drivers then
So you're saying that if you see people in the back of a car you stay further away than if there are no people. You ought to cop on to yourself and keep your distance whether there are people, babies, rabbits, pet gerbils or nobody.
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I said makes me want to - didn't say I wouldAnyway have to get up close to read the sticker!
As someone else who actually has a baby on board I can go along with dfa.
I just drove from monaghan to limerick the other night with the wee fellah in the back facing backward in his seat and the amount of ignorant cnuts who drive right up your hole before overtaking is unbelievable. Worse again they're now shining their undimmed wah lamps right in the little guys face.
Seriously we need a good long war to thin out the ranks of these w@nkers.
" I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"
i think theyve a valid purpose:
a. most drivers will be a little more cautious driving behind a car with this sign
b. it might stop some Dublin W**ker screaming his head off at you when your driving below what he feels is the appropriate speed.
even if only some driver take notice surely its worth it....
on that note can i ask why recently Dubs seem to think the first few seconds of a red light constitutes a green light- ive seen it any time im up in the capital?
was nearly in an accident at cross roads(with a baby on board) when some Dub c**t decided to risk it (after light had gone red and gree on my side)
It should be illegal to have stickers on your back window as it reduces the view & therefore is less safe.
IMO any of these stickers is just sign or incompetent driver. Any of those "joke" stickers mean driver is a moron.
Car windows are for looking through, not publicising to the rest of the word your family status.
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