Quotesurvivors wouldnt have been killed
Years ago a plane crashed on the West Germany/East Germany border. Where were the survivors buried?
survivors wouldnt have been killed
CRAP question no 2:
what do you call a fly with no wings ?
d'uh... a walk.Originally Posted by the 12 th man
CQ No. 3:
Are those my feet?
"I don’t want to tempt fate, but Thierry Henry is not having one of his best nights." - RTE co-commentator Jim Beglin, minutes before TH struck the stunning winner.
A walk
MOT
without a doubt the next one is the worst i've ever heard.
whats green and sings at the end of a field ?.
Cork City fans?
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
What is E.T. short for? (scroll down)
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'cause he's got little legs. (love that joke)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Extratime.ie
Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
Never quite got the "how long is a piece of string?" one...I mean you can measure the bloody thing!!
Why's a pint of Guinness white at the top and black at the bottom, why not vice versa!!!
Sitting pretty!!!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
Why is there braille on drive-up ATM's?
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Because its not exposed to air!!!
Sitting pretty!!!
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Elvis Parsley......
What does ET stand for?
He couldn't find a chair.
Why are wise,old sayings supposed to be wise??
I mean, "Look before you leap"
"He who hesitates is lost"
Last edited by hamish; 19/08/2005 at 2:44 PM.
... double the distance from the mid point to 1 end
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