QuoteOriginally Posted by PAURO 7
Tried to force a two prong plug into a three-pronged socket, almost amputating my hand in the process.
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Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
A few things...
- Almost got killed one time when I turned into the wrong lane on O'Connell bridge in Dublin, just got back from the US and turned into the lane facing a ton of cars coming at me, luckily I jumped the median in the middle
- Thought I could put a new sink in my upstairs bathroom in my old house, didnt turn off the water at the main shut off valve, I busted the pipes and ended up having a nice flood down through the ceiling on the downstairs floor.
- Agreed to play my one and only game of rugby over here in the US about 10 years ago, my roomate played and they needed an extra player, I played on the wing but the other team hoisted a garryown in my direction. Sure enough I caught the ball but was immediately trampled upon by 3 linebacker types and ended up in hospital with a concussion.
- Went to Jamaica for our honeymoon, arrived early morning, went down to the pool and put the factor 45 sunblock on, jumped in the pool and had a great time. Later that night I was suffering from the worst sunburn to ever occur, with blisters the size of Leitrim on my shoulders and forehead. Could barely move my arms it was so painful. I missed the part on the label of the sunblock bottle about letting it try before going into water.
"Jacques Santini...will be greeted in every dugout of the country by "one-nil, one-nil" - Clive Tyldsley, 89th minute of France-England June 13, 2004.
"Ooooohhhh Nooooooo" Bobby Robson 91st minute.
working in a pub took a car with no papers for it, drove it up to manchester,hot wired wit a screwdriver. ran out of petrol up around wolves. cops drove by, the most stupid and dangerous thing i have ever done and could have made me potentially unemployable.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Breaking into a golf course in Wales and stealing a golf cart whilst absolutely ****ed off my tits, being subsequently chased by security and jumping a wall which had a large oul drop on the far side and totally messing up my right ankle!
Once laughing at a guy who got hit by the matchball at a Bohs match without realising how big he was!
Eoin Mullen, Bohemians legend!
"You should always take good care of your cat" - Postman Pat, 1991
2005 - a great year for Irish football
TO fekin right !! Saw one bloke mount the central reservation to turn around on the moterway!! Everytime it raineed (and it rained!!) there were about 10 car crashes no exageration!
Elaboraign on the flag incident after Ireland beat England 16-13 (with an English tri dissallowed by the South African referee) me and my South African mate ran around college in our respective jerseys waving the tri before going up onto a bridge above the A310 and hanging the tri off shouting "1916....16-13!" at drivers and passers by......then went bowling with the flag tied around me.......not the msot dangerous thing ever but floggin good fun
One day I want to run down Sandy Row wearing a Ce1tic jersey....
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Why? Inciting people for a laugh- brave boy
Potentially?
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
I'm afraid it did, Troy, and that's what caused the fire. We'd been smoking too much of de 'erb and had left a table candle sitting on a plastic tray... we fell asleep, leaving the candle on (which duly melted down to the base and set the tray alight), and awoke to a fire gathering pace in the corner and the room full of smoke...Ah go on!
You're lucky the heat didnt melt your plastic though
(Any one know where my coat is?)
Another ten minutes, according to the doctor at the hospital, and we'd have been toast.
In mitigation, this was nearly fifteen years ago and I have grown up since then. Yeah, right...
PP
Semper in faecibus sole profundum variat
Walking from Hanlons Corner, NCR to the Quays in Dublin after 23.00 in 1998
Some junkies decided they should take my possessions by means of force.
Have Boot Disk, will travel
Watching Baddiel and Skinner last night reminded me of another one; Mistaking a lady friend, who I hadn't seen for a few months, for being pregnent, when in actual fact, she'd only put on a few pounds
That was both stupid and dangerous, woman scourned and all that!
'Mistaking a lady friend, who I hadn't seen for a few months, for being pregnent, when in actual fact, she'd only put on a few pounds'
Haha love it
Too many to mention - and most couldnt be put on here or I'd be arrested for many unsolved crimes
Though as with Plastic Paddy, I've grown up since
DAN CONNOR HATES CITY, HE HATES LANGERS
makes a change from the snakebite i usually keep for emergencies i suppose..LMAO. Poor ol' posh Ruairi and his champagne
Whatever it was I am sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?
Yep hear where you're coming from there buddy, I still have to walk that when Im going home! Still a bit of an oul dodgy walk!
Eoin Mullen, Bohemians legend!
"You should always take good care of your cat" - Postman Pat, 1991
2005 - a great year for Irish football
Thought of another one, more embarrassing then stupid though, when kissing a bird with tongue ring, I asked her if she had her tongue peirced or a gammy tooth,
Sitting pretty!!!
Oh dear - I've a few of these from my more reckless youth, but the Top 2 would have to be :
1) Trying to run through a helicopter-speed revolving door whilst ****ed on holiday (a game I created called 'Run the Gauntlet'). Successfully managed to break my arm in 2 places, and required stitches to my head. One second earlier on impact and my neck would've got through the gap and been broken. Genuinely that close to death/paralysis....
2) Sleeping out overnight in the middle of Darndale in the late 1980's.
Myself and a group of friends were automatically on the guest list for any An Emotional Fish gigs around the country at that time. We were hoping to stay with a girl we knew in Harold's Cross who was a student. However, her Step-dad turned-up to stay before us, so no room at the inn. We then decided we'd just arse around for the night - so we WALKED all the way from HC to Darndale, before parking ourselves outside Darndale Community Centre for the night. Not a thing happened to us, though we did get plenty of odd looks (we were later told that people just assumed we'd been bucked out of our homes). We did acquire instant fame round Darndale-way the next day, were offered accommodation by about 50 different people (ended-up staying with Gerry Fish's mother in the area) and got mentioned in an article in NME about the band a week later...
We also slept out one night in Blackstaff Square in Belfast, and got questioned by the cops, as a protestant area nearby had been stoned that night
Oh - and we (it was always the same group of us...) kipped out in the doorway of that pub opposite Christchurch one night as well (think it's called The Ship..).
Ahhh - the joys of being very young, having no money and not a fear in the world.....
Reminds me of a very funny story of a lad I know in Liverpool.
He was out on the **** one night, couldn't get himself a taxi home, so he commandered a golf cart from a course and started driving it home. Got pulled over by the police literally about 100 metres from his front door. They asked hime "What do you think you're doing sir...?", to which he replied " I'm known for my long drives.....!"
Friends of ours contacted The Sun about it, who ran the story and paid £200 for the pleasure. It then got picked-up by Chrtis Evans, and they had him on TGI Friday one evening to recount the tale ! Classic...
Will see if I can find the article on the Sun website....
Oh please do, thats a class story!!!Reminds me of a very funny story of a lad I know in Liverpool.
He was out on the **** one night, couldn't get himself a taxi home, so he commandered a golf cart from a course and started driving it home. Got pulled over by the police literally about 100 metres from his front door. They asked hime "What do you think you're doing sir...?", to which he replied " I'm known for my long drives.....!"
Friends of ours contacted The Sun about it, who ran the story and paid £200 for the pleasure. It then got picked-up by Chrtis Evans, and they had him on TGI Friday one evening to recount the tale ! Classic...
Will see if I can find the article on the Sun website....
Sitting pretty!!!
Legendary!" I'm known for my long drives.....!"
Have Boot Disk, will travel
from what i remember though you always needed a "key" to start one of them which was always given by the golf club before you rented it.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
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