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    Now this is an age difference

    Yikes. But whatever make them happy, right?

    For sprightly grandmother-of-three Edna Townsend, it was definitely love at first sight.
    And to Simon Martin, who was still in his twenties at the time, she was the woman of his dreams.

    After that fateful first meeting, the pair began dating and soon embarked on a full-blown romance with little thought for the small matter of their 39-year age difference.

    Two and a half years on, the newlyweds - now aged 70 and 31 - are off on a two-week honeymoon in Cornwall, proving that sometimes love can indeed conquer all.
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    Edna, a retired engineer, said: "Simon swept me off my feet. When he proposed he wouldn't take no for an answer. I'm the happiest woman in the world."

    Simon added: "I was really nervous but knew it was right. I got down on one knee and asked her if she would be my wife. She said 'Yes' and we kissed. It was incredibly romantic."

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    "Simon is gifted with the organ. He's an excellent player.

    "He's not as deaf as Beethoven, but we don't think he can actually hear the majority of the stuff he plays."

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    Not in that league but I'm working on a 22yo atm, and I scored with a 25yo the other night. Not bad for a 33yo I reckon!

    adam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metrostars
    Simon is gifted with the organ
    Too much information

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahamsta
    Not in that league but I'm working on a 22yo atm, and I scored with a 25yo the other night. Not bad for a 33yo I reckon!

    adam
    Adam - I'm nearly 33, and for the last few years have been seemingly unable to attract anyone over the age of 24 or 25 !

    Trust me - the novelty wears off when you meet their immature mates and you realise that they were too young to even remember Live Aid......

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcfcsteve
    Adam - I'm nearly 33, and for the last few years have been seemingly unable to attract anyone over the age of 24 or 25 !
    As they get older they get more sense and are up to your tricks.
    If you concentrated on one woman you might have a better chance of success anyway!
    A man of your age would want to be settling down.
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    I've always hung around with people younger than me Steve, people my own age quite frankly bore the arse off me. Couples up their own arses for the most part. Course I've never grown up either, but that's not the point!

    The funniest thing about the other night was that it was my first time scoring in ages, and it came on the same day I switched from long-term use of Gilette smellies, to Lynx smellies.

    So there you have it, conclusive proof that the Lynx Effect isn't just an advertising slogan!

    adam

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    Bit of a different way of looking at things .....

    Scored me a 34 year old lady just 2 weeks ago, I'm 20 by the way,Damn she was deadly!

    And Lynx is and always has been the way forward!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dahamsta
    Not in that league but I'm working on a 22yo atm,
    adam
    Bank of Ireland or AIB....Boom Boom...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcfcsteve
    Trust me - the novelty wears off when you meet their immature mates and you realise that they were too young to even remember Live Aid......
    Oh you mean Live8

    Well the other way around men are all the same if they are 18 or 28 the stop maturing after 18 so anything from there up..

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    Quote Originally Posted by joeSoap
    Bank of Ireland or AIB....Boom Boom...........
    You should see the slot on her. Phoarr!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahamsta
    You should see the slot on her. Phoarr!
    Where do you key in your PIN????

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    You see from the above posts boys do not change their mentality whatever their age..
    Sound like a bunch of 12year olds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eire06
    You see from the above posts boys do not change their mentality whatever their age..
    Sound like a bunch of 12year olds

    Typical woman....no fun and just a touch bitter

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    Quote Originally Posted by drinkfeckarse
    Typical woman....no fun and just a touch bitter
    wooo gettin b!tchy now are we...
    Ya brat..

    Ya using code words for womens body parts and sniggering about it is soooo much fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eire06
    wooo gettin b!tchy now are we...
    Ya brat..

    Ya using code words for womens body parts and sniggering about it is soooo much fun
    It is....you're a woman, you wouldn't understand

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    I've spent plenty of nights out with groups of ordinarily very composed women, and most of them are way worse than men when it comes to using code words for body parts and sniggering about it. Mens body parts, their own body parts, pretty much anything. And way more imaginative than most men too! Men are amateurs when it comes to this subject, which is why people like me always hang around with the women at weddings.

    adam
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    I doesn't matter what they call it, I still get the same response whatever I do!
    Extratime.ie

    Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.

    Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.

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    Did you click on the link and look at the picture??? Thats fookin' sick, man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahamsta
    You should see the slot on her. Phoarr!
    Jayz, a woman who gives you money rather than takes it away from you!!

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    I don't understand those words... I only learnt 'general English' in school Can someone explain me please ? It's not in my dictionary...
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