Hilarious stuff from the Sun...

[sligoman]

I'm only 17 now, use your imagination.

I knew that frank, I was only messing with ya! .

[superfrank]

I knew that frank, I was only messing with ya! .

You can never be too sure with Sligo-types!

[sligoman]

You can never be too sure with Sligo-types!

[Aldini98]

Chris Hughton .. right back team versus England in Stuttgart

Think you'll find he played at Left full against England with Chris Morris at Right full.

[Metrostars]

More magic from the sun:

'ROY KEANE’S Manchester United career hit rock bottom last night with a 45-minute reserve-team outing against little Rossendale United. And his night was made even worse when kick-off was delayed by 40 minutes due to the team bus being caught up in a traffic jam on the way to Rossendale’s Dark Lane ground! Keane, 33, has been forced to train with United’s reserves after missing out on the club’s Far East tour following a reported bust-up with boss Alex Ferguson. Fergie has claimed the Irishman was left behind in order to cure a hamstring injury sustained in training three weeks ago. But while his team-mates were 5,000 miles away in Beijing, Keane was forced to face Rossendale’s £50-a-game part-timers at their tiny ground....

[Noelys Guitar]

Hughton made his debut against the US in Dalymount in 1979. US 2 up at one stage. Then we made a great comback and won 3-2. ****ing rain on a bank holiday! Always remember Hughton's clearance off the line against Belgium away. Very good player in his time.

[Stuttgart88]

Very good player in his time.

Agreed.

A very highly qualified coach too, not that that counts for anything by itself. A future Ireland manager maybe?