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    chav test


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    chavless 39%
    "I don’t want to tempt fate, but Thierry Henry is not having one of his best nights." - RTE co-commentator Jim Beglin, minutes before TH struck the stunning winner.

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    i only got 13%, and how does knowing txt spk make you a chav?!
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    Cos they expect chav ma's and da's were raised with it

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    28%, phew!!!!!!!!!!
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    same as wiseguy 28%!

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    I got 17% and I'm well Posh, like!
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    I got 17%

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar
    I'm well Posh, like!

    we know that

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    33% - whats a croydon face lift
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    Think it's the face those chavettes get from stretching their greasy hair back so tight on their heads.
    "I don’t want to tempt fate, but Thierry Henry is not having one of his best nights." - RTE co-commentator Jim Beglin, minutes before TH struck the stunning winner.

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    33% - Nice one!
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    41% a bit disappointing. Have to say the entire test maybe a bit of fun but its appalingly snobbish.

    I mean drank lager before midday? I'm a football fan, its pratically compulsory as is watching football which which means yes I have been to Stamford Bridge.
    As for buying economy at Sainsburys bunch of f*cking snobs.

    ...and of course my honoury burberry baseball cap must be in the post as I have been brought up in a council estate and this happened to be above the fouth floor.

    Also because I know a bit about music it means that yes of course I know who Mike Skinner is.

    How about a snob test (if only for Peadar's 100% score) I'm sure we can be equally insulting.

    and before anyone accuses me of not having a sense of humour, on this subject your right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton
    its appalingly snobbish.
    Even the bit about family or friends getting pregnant under the age of 20.
    I know plenty of well to do people who are grandparents to a child born to their teenage daughter.

    I wouldn't worry about the test too much though, it's not like it matters!
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    28% for me

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    13%. Not helped by the fact I stayed in a hotel near Stamford Bridge and took a sneak peek once.

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    35%, I don't know what to think!
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    7% for me. Just cuz I know who Mike Skinner is, what text speak is, and went to watch Newcastle play at Chelsea once....

    I like the question about the capital of Australia. But I really love the irony of such a snobbish 'test' having such rubbish grammar on the opening question, and crap spelling throughout. I'd say the authors aren't long out of Kappa tracksuits themselves......

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    Quote Originally Posted by centre mid
    33% - whats a croydon face lift
    46% As for a Croydon facelift, its when a girl wears her hair tied back in a very tight pony tail like Vicky Pollard, thus pulling the face up

    Bit unfair really, Im a chelsea fan and as is the case tomorrow, i plan on drinking before mid day. Im one classy lasy

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    My Kappa wear is actually a St. Pauli top and one of them skin tight Betis numbers, which as a couple of you on here will testify must be an interesting sight
    Where am I now? I'm over here,
    I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.

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