QuoteWere those puns intentional?We're aiming to get a cleaner copy of his mug shot (a crappy version of the image is on page five of the police report),.And dont they have plumming in the States yet!
ROFL
...He Fell Into A Ring Of Mire
Man caught under women's latrine says he was hunting lost jewelry
JULY 6--The Maine man recently discovered hiding in a sewage-filled chamber below an outhouse told cops that he dropped his wedding ring into the women's room toilet and simply climbed in to retrieve it. Gary Moody, 45, was arrested after a "female entered the restroom and saw a man down in the 'vault' looking up at her." According to this fabulous investigative report--which was today released to TSG--Moody told cops that he was "changing his clothes" in a New Hampshire park's loo when the ring headed south. Moody claimed that he then "climbed down through the hole and when he was searching for the ring" someone else came into the room. Moody said he was embarrassed, so he tried to hide in the filthy space. Asked why he was in the women's bathroom in the first place, Moody replied that, "the men's room was busy." He did not have a handy explanation, however, for why he did not just tell a park ranger about the supposedly missing ring. Charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct, Moody is scheduled for a July 19 appearance in District Court. We're aiming to get a cleaner copy of his mug shot (a crappy version of the image is on page five of the police report), since we know America wants to put a face on the begrimed bottom dweller.
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Were those puns intentional?We're aiming to get a cleaner copy of his mug shot (a crappy version of the image is on page five of the police report),.
As I say, we're just young & a bit nieve.
not in maineOriginally Posted by Troy.McClure
Were those puns intentional?
I can't stop, I can't start
It holds me together while it tears me apart
The swain in Maine falls mainly down the drain.
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