Oldest and youngest....

Originally Posted by Partizan

was on the verge of knocking off a 16 year old five years ago when I was 22, but her father threatened to shoot me if I went near her. Fine fettle she was too.

I tend to go for younger girls myself, early to mid 20's. My present girlfriend, a Bulgarian is 3 years younger than me but I've never dated an older women.

On the question of nationalities which was raised by Sir Hamish, I tend to date foreign girls as Irish girls do not appeal to me due to their bitch whining and stuck up attitude. Foreign birds I can relate more to and are more easy going in terms of getting them in the sack at the end of the night.

I've dated a Pole, Columbian, Serb, Macedonian and a few Bulgarians.

Please Partizan PLEASE don't tell us your Bulgarian girl's first name is Sofia. That would be too much to take.

Jesus, Irish girls not easy? Try Offaly. Seriously. Must be something in the water there. As for Roscommon girls? Wagons, the fcuking lot of them.

As for Roscommon girls? Wagons, the fcuking lot of them.

aye, they are nearly as bad as the "cows that have never been bulled" in galway. some horrid beasty women up that way.

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

aye, they are nearly as bad as the "cows that have never been bulled" in galway. some horrid beasty women up that way.

Get up the yard POS

I can only speak from experience and cannot tell a lie.

Offaly - definitely, God bless 'em.

well i always though of offaly people as BIFFOs

Beatiful Intelligent Females From Offally.

Offaly nice people.

Big ignorant fookers from offaly.

take your pick.

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

well i always though of offaly people as BIFFOs

Beatiful Intelligent Females From Offally.

Offaly nice people.

Big ignorant fookers from offaly.

take your pick.

How about:

Birds Invariably Forming Frequent Orgasms

[QUOTE=sirhamish]This thread just reminded me of the time I worked in London - pub called The Bull in Kingsland High Street



Pulling pints, I'd say you proberly pulled a few machetes out of the bar counter around that part of the world.

[QUOTE=sylvo]

Originally Posted by sirhamish

This thread just reminded me of the time I worked in London - pub called The Bull in Kingsland High Street



Pulling pints, I'd say you proberly pulled a few machetes out of the bar counter around that part of the world.

Yeah, it wasn't the classiest of joints. First night there, a massive fight between a crowd of Offaly people and some other Irish. The landlord had earlier told me that it was a grand quiet pub. No machetes though.

Gererally, it was ok but very boring - just loads of Irish, hookers, pimps and wasters - usually all p!$$ed all day but a jukebox with country and Irish all the time. Most frequent song? "Home, Home, Home to Mayo" by Nita Norry. I'll never forget that $h!te.

Originally Posted by Partizan

. Foreign birds I can relate more to and are more easy going in terms of getting them in the sack at the end of the night.

I've dated a Pole, Columbian, Serb, Macedonian and a few Bulgarians.

Were they 'ladies of the night' at the end of the night, Partizan...? Few euros exchanged...?

Originally Posted by Drumcondra Red

Here's a question, for everybody over 20, lets say, remember you have to stay legal, how young would you go? I'm 24, if she's really hot, I'd go 19, maybe 18...

heres a saying i was always told by older mates "If there's grass on the pitch it's playable" i don't want to finish it and would also like to say i never acted upon it.

Oldest,was only 1 year older than me
yougest,well lets say i've been called a cradle snatcher but i was always within the law

English girl im seeing at the mo is 23... me being 28, jeez the stick im getting off her for being her old man.... not that much of a difference! i much prefer dating girls from another country, believe or not..

are you that auld pauro, jees you seem an awful lot younger. and you bloody act and sound a lot younger too!!!!

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

English girl im seeing at the mo is 23... me being 28, jeez the stick im getting off her for being her old man.... not that much of a difference! i much prefer dating girls from another country, believe or not..

My boyfriend at the moment is 28 too and I'm 24 always give him stick about being an old man too
Mind you he acts like it half the time

I don't like dating men from other countries.. find them too odd.. Irish boys are fine for me.. and they are the best craic

Originally Posted by paul_oshea

are you that auld pauro, jees you seem an awful lot younger. and you bloody act and sound a lot younger too!!!!

Was about to post the same thing!

I was with a 31 year old a few weeks ago. Must admit i was shocked when i found out. Would have thought she was my age or less! Did a bit of a legger when found out that her friend was an ex of my older brother. Started getting a bit weird then. I'm 23 btw.

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

me being 28

The auld Oil of Olay is doing the trick for your skin, what's your secret for having the mental age of an 18 year old?

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

i much prefer dating girls from another country, believe or not..

You have to take what you can get really, I suppose.
Meant to have a chat with your missus about curry but then I noticed that she's not Indian. What's the story there like?

Originally Posted by Magoo

I'm 23 btw.

Edit - forget it, sounds pathetic whichever way I try and say what I mean...

Originally Posted by Macy

And to think I was asking you about birds I was spotting on the train on a Sunday evening, and you only a kid...

Was never much point asking me for all i could remember of them. Think we're all guilty of some active positive age discrimination on the dancefloor in Blazers at some stage though.

Hehe, Macy to DJ: "Play 'One More Time' again" (over and over again)

Was that your slow song?

Originally Posted by Magoo

Was never much point asking me for all i could remember of them. Think we're all guilty of some active positive age discrimination on the dancefloor in Blazers at some stage though.

Hehe, Macy to DJ: "Play 'One More Time' again" (over and over again)

Was that your slow song?

Just to clarify - Magoo always knew all these fit young ones on the train up on a Sunday evening.... I just never realised quite how young .....

Originally Posted by Magoo

Hehe, Macy to DJ: "Play 'One More Time' again" (over and over again)

Was that your slow song?

he he I'd forgotten about that.... Is Jay still in Blazers?

aha i get it now. The train was a good spot for picking up ladies alright. The state of the train service and the crowds on it were obvious conversation starters. 'Oh, you're going to Longford too...?' No ladies, we still had the Tribune and a quick smoke between the carriages to kill the time.

They wouldn't have been that much younger Macy. Anyway they all were in college so fair game in any of the likely haunts on a wednesday night in Dubland. Though when i think about it now, my younger brother is starting in UCD in Sept. and I'd be pushing it to think that his girl friends were fair game.

Originally Posted by Macy

he he I'd forgotten about that.... Is Jay still in Blazers?

Haven't a clue. It's been years. I was in it once since they changed it i think and got completely disorientated. There's a bit of choice of where to go round the town now. As much as we whinged about it back then, the lack of choice meant you always met up with everyone and you could had a good chance of seeing some bird from Valentine's 'down the road'.