Arf, arf
Shamrock Rovers manager Roddy Collins sends scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to hopefully win Rovers the Premier division.
One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Roddy flies to Iraq to watch him, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the new grounds in Tallaght.
Two weeks later Rovers are 4-0 down at home to Dublin City with only 20
minutes left and Collins gives the young Iraqi the nod to go on. The lad
is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Rovers.
The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media
love the new star. When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell
her about his first day in Irish football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 and
we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me".
"Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were attacked and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time".The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!" says his Mum ..."Its your bloody fault that we moved to Tallaght in the first place"!
Eoin Mullen, Bohemians legend!
"You should always take good care of your cat" - Postman Pat, 1991
2005 - a great year for Irish football
Arf, arf
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Heard the same version of that but it Dundalk not Rovers!
Children in the dark cause accidents.
Accidents in the dark cause children.
Yeah, heard it before but its still good
FFS, next person that posts a version of that joke will be banned from Off Topic if I have my way....
If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
Athlone Town manager Stephen Kelly sends scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to hopefully win Athlone the First Division...
"I don’t want to tempt fate, but Thierry Henry is not having one of his best nights." - RTE co-commentator Jim Beglin, minutes before TH struck the stunning winner.
that joke was doing the rounds 2 bleedin years ago FFS
One thing worse than the fookin joke are the debates about how old it is.... btw At least 15, originally about the scousers....Originally Posted by anto eile
If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
Okay okay I get the hint, I won't post anymore jokes!Originally Posted by Macy
Eoin Mullen, Bohemians legend!
"You should always take good care of your cat" - Postman Pat, 1991
2005 - a great year for Irish football
My mum was in college in Limerick in the 70's when it was a joke about Limerick
The glass isn't half full or half empty it's just too damn big!
Okay okay! point taken, jaysus confidene is taking a bashing today!Originally Posted by shedite
Eoin Mullen, Bohemians legend!
"You should always take good care of your cat" - Postman Pat, 1991
2005 - a great year for Irish football
Ha Ha...
Yeah heard it about Rovers, Liverpool and ManUre in the past. Still...
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