Joke

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A man, his wife and his cranky mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for €5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for €150." The man thought about it for awhile and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why....why would you spend €5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only €150?".

The man said, "A man died here about 2000 years ago. He was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance."

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[size=2]The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the [/size][size=2]activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak [/size][size=2]very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a[/size] [size=2]short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so[/size] [size=2]some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on[/size] [size=2]her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again[/size] [size=2]the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're[/size] [size=2]looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little[/size] [size=2]notepad and slowly wrote a note to the[/size] [size=2]nephew...



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