Fletch is dead

**liam88** · 25/05/2005, 10:20 AM

Reporter: Viv what's the situation with Frank Stone-is it true he's gay?
Jaws: Yeah he's gay....and I'm gay-we're all gay on this team gentlemen
Reporter: What?!?
JAws: Yeah-we're all at it....can't get enough....we're the only gays in the championship-now if it's alright with you I've got bigger things to deal with.....like Henry

Jaws to Frank: Look-to be honest with you-you could have a Donkey called Shelly who you romance in your spare time for all I care.."

**Eire06** · 25/05/2005, 10:24 AM

Jaws is a total Ledg..

He's just so good at being a total nut job!!

Best one in it... besides the lovely Naysmith

Fit as a tic I tell ya

**jofyisgod** · 25/05/2005, 10:28 AM

Some names from the recent past to discuss:

-Abi Fletcher

-Nikki Peggs
-Stevie Shaw (any City fans-does Greg not remind ye of him?)
-Patrick Doyle

Fletch's court case that time with Prash Dattani-classic.

Anyone else think we might get a Lynda Block appearance re:Fletch's death? Whatever happened to the baby, Louis? Is he in jail with her?

**Pauro 76** · 25/05/2005, 11:20 AM

only recently caught the last episode, why is Naysmith in trouble? Why is the goalkeeper now the manager?

**Eire06** · 25/05/2005, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

only recently caught the last episode, why is Naysmith in trouble? Why is the goalkeeper now the manager?

Naysmith was sleeping with Jaws wife and now Barker told Jaws..

Barker was an ass and got pushed out of the club so.. Shane from Boyzone made Jaws manager cause he likes to gamble.. Shane taht is not Jaws... And Jaws knows everything about the club and players and of course is a bit mental

**One Brian Kerr** · 25/05/2005, 11:59 AM

I watch this program now and again but could someone tell me how Harchester were in the Champions league but at the same time in the Championship ?

**liam88** · 25/05/2005, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by ONE BRIAN KERR

I watch this program now and again but could someone tell me how Harchester were in the Champions league but at the same time in the Championship ?

Relegated for match fixing-but finished 4th so still aloud to compete in CL

thecorner · 25/05/2005, 2:20 PM

fav lines:

barker-"fletch, there is no I in team"
fletch"yeah,but there is in genius"

classic fletch

**Lionel Ritchie** · 25/05/2005, 2:24 PM

Sorry to the admin as it's gonna look like I'm trawling for a scrap as I've just pointed this out on another dream team thread -but seriously -shouldn't this be in Off Topic where any other tv show is discussed?

thecorner · 25/05/2005, 2:26 PM

Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie

Sorry to the admin as it's gonna look like I'm trawling for a scrap as I've just pointed this out on another dream team thread -but seriously -shouldn't this be in Off Topic where any other tv show is discussed?

why is it bothering you so much?????????

if you dont like the thread, dont join in

**Lionel Ritchie** · 25/05/2005, 2:34 PM

last post from me on a subject that should be merged with the other dream team one and moved to off topic.

I dislike dream team. I dislike the sky sports tabloid newspaper-esque presentation and packaging of football.
I dislike the fact that thousands of people turn up to watch them play against boybands and reality tv show contestants.

I don't think it's worthy of being discussed in world football. just my opinion.

**pete** · 25/05/2005, 3:30 PM

MODERATOR Off Topic this goes too.

**Green Tribe** · 25/05/2005, 8:25 PM

Originally Posted by Macy

Gotta say, I thought the same...

Must be a generation thing

Me too..

Fletch Lives was class, i loved chevy chase, what happened to him anyway, i always thought he was a bit cute...

**jofyisgod** · 25/05/2005, 8:36 PM

Originally Posted by kerr's tribe

Me too..

Fletch Lives was class, i loved chevy chase, what happened to him anyway

This seemingly:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331

Was in Orange County, a film with Jack Black a few years ago for we young'uns...

**Green Tribe** · 25/05/2005, 8:53 PM

Originally Posted by jofyisgod

This seemingly:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331

Was in Orange County, a film with Jack Black a few years ago for we young'uns...

cheers....'spies like us' was a cracking film

**Pauro 76** · 28/05/2005, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Eire06

Naysmith was sleeping with Jaws wife and now Barker told Jaws..

Barker was an ass and got pushed out of the club so.. Shane from Boyzone made Jaws manager cause he likes to gamble.. Shane taht is not Jaws... And Jaws knows everything about the club and players and of course is a bit mental

ahh it all fits in. And where did Fletch suddenly come into all this, wasnt he playing in Dubai or something, addicted to the show last season, and completely missed most of this series! and why is the Scouse owner still hangin around if Shane Lynch is the chairman?

**liam88** · 28/05/2005, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

why is the Scouse owner still hangin around if Shane Lynch is the chairman?

Other way round-Shane (Eli) is the owner-Deano (the scouser who looks a wee bit like Peader)was chairman until he got sacked-Eli offered him his job back but after all the narsty things he had to do under Eli this time he decided not to accept and to order Chinese instead

Still has the best line ever...."You silly stupid man!!"

**Green Tribe** · 28/05/2005, 3:31 PM

Originally Posted by liam88

-Deano (the scouser who looks a wee bit like Peader)was chairman until he got sacked-
"

I think Peadar is going to break your neck Liam...ha ha!

**Eire06** · 28/05/2005, 7:29 PM

Originally Posted by PAURO 7

ahh it all fits in. And where did Fletch suddenly come into all this, wasnt he playing in Dubai or something, addicted to the show last season, and completely missed most of this series! and why is the Scouse owner still hangin around if Shane Lynch is the chairman?

Dean Boyle went and got Fletch who was playing for a crap team in Portugal (could have been Spain but think it was Portugal) because Dean had messed up a few top singings he was in talks with(It wasn't his fault Don Barker was setting him up)so he had to give the fans something and bringing back Mr.Harchester was his only hope.. Fletch was overweight and drinking loads when he found him so he went and got in shape to play..
And now he is dead and wrapped in plastic sheeting in the boot of Don Barkers car.

tune in sunday at 8pm to see what happens next!! I sould be workin for Sky